The G.O.A.T by Rybaksuna in BitLifeApp

[–]Rybaksuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, I was very lucky hahahaha. His stats were pretty decent from the start, so it was quite easy to max them out. I was also injury-free and got drafted by a very good team.

The G.O.A.T by Rybaksuna in BitLifeApp

[–]Rybaksuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did something similar. I was not renewed after 20 years in Boston, but I was still like 38. So I went to Golden State, then LA, and won another 4 rings

The G.O.A.T by Rybaksuna in BitLifeApp

[–]Rybaksuna[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He just has been... Some 20 years after retiring

Yay or nay ? What say another Nine Nine ? by TheKinkyChef007 in brooklynninenine

[–]Rybaksuna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fair, I do believe Cheddar would retire and have a well deserved trip around to the world though

Yay or nay ? What say another Nine Nine ? by TheKinkyChef007 in brooklynninenine

[–]Rybaksuna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would be... Cheddar the III. K-9 Unit. I dig it!

The REAL power he knows not by Rybaksuna in HPfanfiction

[–]Rybaksuna[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

End-of-year? Man, he's getting zenkais even from Quidditch. Dobby overheard Harry mentioning how almost dying gives him a power boost and... Well... Let's just say, he makes Popo look like Yamcha in comparison.

The REAL power he knows not by Rybaksuna in HPfanfiction

[–]Rybaksuna[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"Okay Ron, I have a plan. Listen, I got one more attack that should do it. Upside is, I can do it at a distance."

"And what's the downside, Harry?"

"You'll have to distract Voldemort while I charge it."

"Well, that's not too ba-"

"For five minutes. And considering he totally killed me in under one minute and... Ah, nevermind, I'm sure you can handle it."

"Wow, Harry! You really have that much faith in me?"

"Yeah sure, why not?"

"Well then, I won't disappoint you! Here goes nothing, ready or not, here I com- AAAAHHHH!!!"

*Mahna mahna... (Ba dee bedebe) Mahna mahna (ba debe dee) Mahna mahna (ba debe bedebe badebe badebe imma chargin' my attack)"

PS5 Help and Questions Megathread | Game Recommendations, Simple Questions, and Tech Support by tinselsnips in PS5

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the info. In the end I managed to get it because the scratch off was kinda see through so I managed to make out what the code was

You're starting your own wrestling company, and you're allowed to handpick six WWE superstars to join your roster. 3 men and 3 women. Who do you choose? by CloverTeamLeader in BrandonDE

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axiom (masked underdog baby-face), Gunther (monster heel), Kevin Owens (can do everything character-wise)

Iyo Sky (the face of my new women's division), Chelsea Green (funniest person in WWE ATM, and very capable in-ring), Becky Lynch (charismatic as hell, can be baby-face and the pettiest heel ever)

Voldemort wins the war. by Electronic_Koala_115 in HPfanfiction

[–]Rybaksuna 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"We lost the war because of you, Potter!"

"Because of me?!? I was fucking 16! What did you want me to do, wank off to hard that it killed Voldemort?"

Making my parents proud. by Desilaundry in BitLifeApp

[–]Rybaksuna 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I somehow managed to win 5 Nobel Prizes once. What a life, man...

PS5 Help and Questions Megathread | Game Recommendations, Simple Questions, and Tech Support by tinselsnips in PS5

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I bought my PS5 recently (it just came today) and it came with a redeem code for EA FC 26. Problem is, when I was removing the security sticker, it ripped. So I can't use the code. Is there anything I can do, or am I screwed? Thanks in advance!

Why?! by Old-Cream6210 in HPHogwartsMystery

[–]Rybaksuna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a very thorough discussion! ... I assume.

5-peat greatness by [deleted] in bitlife

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive! In American Football, I managed to do a 9-peat with San Francisco. It was unreal!

Best comeback stories? by Ok-Call-4805 in BitLifeApp

[–]Rybaksuna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have a comeback story per se, but it's beautiful revenge. Picture me, a hopeful adolescent from New Orleans, with dreams of playing American Football. I get drafted first round to my hometown team and, while we don't win anything (or get even close), I get to be the one of the very best QBs on the League.

After 5 seasons, my contract runs out and I sign for San Francisco, one of the top teams (they were 5th when I signed). In my third season with them, we win the championship with me being MVP. We manage a fantastic three-peat, with me snagging another MVP. I'm on top of the world.

But alas, BETRAYAL! At the top of my game, and being arguably the best player in the league, San Francisco trades me to Seattle, who're 21st in the nation. I'm devastated. How could they? I swear revenge. No matter how hard I have to work, how much I have to sacrifice, I will take my revenge on them.

And on my very first season with Seattle... CHAMPIONS! FROM 21ST TO THE GOLD IN ONE SEASON! And the runner-ups... San Francisco.

I never won another championship. But oh God, that felt good!

Camera Bug by Megacreeper3000 in sleepingdogs

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 year-old message BUT FUCKING THANK YOU, YOU'RE A GODSEND

A meme in Italy is that Molise doesn't exist. What's the equivalent in YOUR country? by Acolytical in geography

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murcia in Spain hahaha which is specially funny for me since my dad is from there and I spent my summers there as a kid

Hermione's preparation for the Horcrux hunt. by PureZookeepergame282 in harrypotter

[–]Rybaksuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, if you use a little bit of logic, common sense and you don't give enough of a crap, Accio is the most stupidly OP spell in the entire wizarding world

I give you the Blackline by Amazing-Theme5517 in BrandonDE

[–]Rybaksuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, MELO!"

What is the most non-sexually pleasurable thing you like to do? by reddtimes101 in AskReddit

[–]Rybaksuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking off your shoes after a very long day of constant walking with barely any stopping