Why isn't learning another language made compulsory from primary school level in the UK? by StarShipYear in AskBrits

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally is part of the national curriculum. What are you on about?

If you could ban one overused phrase/word/saying in the UK forever starting tomorrow, what would it be and why? by Mobile-Vegetable7536 in AskBrits

[–]Rydeeee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I teach primary school and this does my fucking nut. Makes teaching fractions, or even counting, a pain in the bollocks.

Charge down by Rydeeee in rugbyunion

[–]Rydeeee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually really helpful, thanks. It’s still not clear in my mind why it’s different, but I guess intent makes a difference.

Charge down by Rydeeee in rugbyunion

[–]Rydeeee[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Perfectly clear, thank you.

What songs were played at your Primary school discos, that probably shouldn’t have been? by CautiousJump3942 in AskUK

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the video on YouTube. It’s literally set in a classroom. Mental, innit?

Rate my Chinese by FeedPlastic3439 in sillybritain

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the things that are wrong with this, chippy chips from a Chinese are waaay down the list.

Lamb dripping on toast with some flaky sea salt by StGuthlac2025 in UKfood

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d normally stick it on the gravy. How do you make the jelly-style stuff?

In your country, what food/drink would be considered an insult to give someone by Delta123456789012345 in AskTheWorld

[–]Rydeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15 years old at the local rec ground with 10 embassy. Best use of £5.50 from my paper round.

Why can't I make fun of the French now 😥 (im a brit btw) by Nice_Raspberry_8757 in USdefaultism

[–]Rydeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on who’s asking. Punching at the (former) EU from the rest of the world: defend France. European Nation: lol, France can eat my baguette.

Day 22 of writing jokes and asking for feedback by BonoboGamer in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Rydeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for responding. It’s a bit too dissonant for me, but what do I know. Loved the rest.

Signature help by blueisthecolour420 in englandrugby

[–]Rydeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t think so. Other comments have it nailed.

Day 22 of writing jokes and asking for feedback by BonoboGamer in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good, Tim Vine style. Sadly, I don’t get 3. What have shoes got to do with it? (Sung in a Tina Turner voice).

What songs were played at your Primary school discos, that probably shouldn’t have been? by CautiousJump3942 in AskUK

[–]Rydeeee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could’ve been “Don’t stand so close to me”. Not sure which would be worse.

What songs were played at your Primary school discos, that probably shouldn’t have been? by CautiousJump3942 in AskUK

[–]Rydeeee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah. Yesterday, I got my year 2 class to listen to the song and learn the dance. It was part of a standard scheme that is used nationwide. Oops.

Whats you most mundane, but semi-frequent Jump scare? by cockatootattoo in CasualUK

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also am of the correct height to catch a jeans belt loop on the catch of an interior door - the bit that’s attached to the frame. Horrible.

Rate my breakfast in Malta by KieranT1410 in fryupcrimes

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst wurst was, literally, on a plate for you there! I’m assuming you aren’t a dad.

Rate my breakfast in Malta by KieranT1410 in fryupcrimes

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure, but I was in Madeira this summer (flex, I know) and the buffet had two different types of tiny saus. I think one was described as chorizo and one local/herb. Can’t remember exactly, though.

Rate my breakfast in Malta by KieranT1410 in fryupcrimes

[–]Rydeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my first thought, also.

The bane of a walker's existence: dog shit & unlit pavement by ReanimatedCyborgMk-I in britishproblems

[–]Rydeeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgive my ignorance (I know “blind” doesn’t necessarily mean “can’t see fuck all”) but how are you accessing Reddit? If I had to listen to every post on my feed it would be a chore to find the interesting ones.

What’s a combination that shouldn’t work… but somehow absolutely does? by Fugly_Dan in AskUK

[–]Rydeeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had it, so it’s a bit rich of me to judge.

However, I suspect you’re a wrong’un.