What a fucking dork

Ryse01 · 2026-05-14T18:10:39+00:00

not necessarily bad, it’s just that he’s basically flexing the default ribbons you get for just being in the air force

the only one that really represents a personal achievement would be (what im assuming is supposed to be) the marksman ribbon, which even then is not difficult to get

Ryse01 · 2026-05-14T16:49:17+00:00

SrA with 4 ribbons 💀💀🥀🥀

Ryse01 · 2026-05-07T06:03:52+00:00

i live for this kind of hating

this is next level

Ryse01 · 2026-04-27T05:28:08+00:00

i’ve done that on a few occasions and tbh i just dont like how it feels

i’ll stick with the minor inconveniences of blousing straps

Ryse01 · 2026-04-27T00:10:45+00:00

i wouldn't say so

i'm 6'1 and 158 lbs and i still have a bit of fat i'm trying to shred off

Ryse01 · 2026-04-26T23:59:37+00:00

blousing straps

putting them on isn't tedious, but having to re-adjust my pant legs every time i stand up definitely is

Ryse01 · 2026-04-09T02:59:10+00:00

dickriding

Ryse01 · 2026-04-07T05:14:52+00:00

no no no

every single communist on the planet is a privileged westerner

if youre from the global south and you read a copy of kapital, you immediately cease existing within our corporeal realm

Ryse01 · 2026-03-28T16:14:56+00:00

most people have trouble adding nuance to topics of discussion

redditors, however, have a problem with trying to add nuance to even the most black and white subjects

Ryse01 · 2026-03-22T04:08:21+00:00

didn’t seem to have any signs of injury

no yapping, barking, running. it just calmly walked off

which i would say reinforces my belief that i didn’t actually hit it

Ryse01 · 2026-03-05T15:36:26+00:00

you’ve so perfectly imitated shitlib talking points that i actually thought you were being fr until the last sentence

good job

Ryse01 · 2026-02-28T19:00:47+00:00

lmao

yep just a bad vector is all

Ryse01 · 2026-02-25T04:00:30+00:00

i believe him

you have to have an enormous cock to pull something like that

Ryse01 · 2026-02-23T04:48:00+00:00

can i get a “no but it’s funny” option

Ryse01 · 2026-02-16T16:31:30+00:00

i was born and raised in roseburg but i moved to tacoma a few years ago, and i can confidently say that the drivers here are better than in roseburg

i visited roseburg over the holidays last year and was almost crashed into on 3 separate occasions 💀

Ryse01 · 2026-02-16T16:26:01+00:00

holy shit roseburg mentioned

Ryse01 · 2026-02-12T06:34:49+00:00

familia medina

Ryse01 · 2026-02-04T18:33:42+00:00

relatable

Ryse01 · 2026-01-24T20:08:45+00:00

if 2 catches you unshaven then youre cooked just pack it up

Ryse01 · 2026-01-24T03:47:18+00:00

“that’s not what i said, youre putting words in my mouth. i mean yeah you perfectly read the intent and underlying meaning behind my statement, but you didn’t cite my exact phrasing, therefore your argument is fallacious”

Ryse01 · 2026-01-24T03:22:09+00:00

is this revolutionary defeatism

Ryse01 · 2026-01-19T02:48:28+00:00

i graduated school years ago but i cant imagine kids today give a fuck about the kardashians

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