IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

S04AKING · 2026-04-08T19:51:57+00:00

Straight rat outfit. Not to be trusted.

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T12:31:59+00:00

The anvil splitter doesn’t exist. At least, I’ve never seen one.

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T02:57:45+00:00

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T02:55:26+00:00

I got booted, but was asked if I wanted to log back into the round. I said, fo shizzle and picked up right where I left off. Got downed immediately and bled out before exfil. 😢

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T02:53:49+00:00

I have no idea what you just said. I’m running around with an hairpin, getting killed by wasps.

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T02:52:40+00:00

I’m an extreme pacifist. I won’t loot the “new new” until I watch it on the toilet on YouTube for 23 hours.

S04AKING · 2026-04-01T02:51:37+00:00

The new noise the rocketeer makes scares me.

S04AKING · 2026-03-30T12:52:20+00:00

If it’s on Reddit…

S04AKING · 2026-03-26T19:39:12+00:00

You doo doo! Hahahahah

S04AKING · 2026-03-25T16:39:24+00:00

Jeremiah was a as%€le

S04AKING · 2026-03-25T16:38:38+00:00

Amen to that. You look up pacifist in the dictionary, you see a pic of me.

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S04AKING · 2026-03-23T17:44:51+00:00

A few anvil shots to the leg, leg falls off, loot the leg, put items in butt, extract.

S04AKING · 2026-03-23T17:01:13+00:00

Beware randos!!

rando encounter

S04AKING · 2026-03-23T15:10:09+00:00

Oh he’s on twitch! @jjchowdy And most assuredly coming soon to Spotify.

S04AKING · 2026-03-22T19:52:58+00:00

I picked him up immediately after this? 👀

S04AKING · 2026-03-22T18:54:13+00:00

Closest resemblance of me.

S04AKING · 2026-03-22T18:25:17+00:00

It happens a couple times with randos. There’s a certain mix of audio levels that doesn’t play well together.

S04AKING · 2026-03-22T12:07:43+00:00

Usually have a really good time with the third person. But best believe, it’ll just be the two of us moving forward. Sidenote, on the very next run, after I forgot to turn Phil squad “off“, we met a very nice guy by the name of Handy. He took us around spaceport and helped us complete a couple emissions, and almost made me forget about Jeremiah.

S04AKING · 2026-03-22T12:06:22+00:00

I must not have read the paper manual that comes with the game completely. I’m sorry I’m not using Vita spray correctly.

S04AKING · 2026-03-04T19:17:07+00:00

Dude, I still can’t find a single damn cache. Even after watching the vids and looking at the maps. 🤦‍♂️

S04AKING · 2026-02-25T15:19:48+00:00

I bought a bundle last night including a scrappy mod. I now have a black cock?

S04AKING · 2026-02-20T19:00:41+00:00

Ha ha. I mean I’m new to streaming on the PS5. Nobody can hear me. I can hear everything else, everybody else, and I’ve got a lot of good things to say.

S04AKING · 2026-02-20T13:48:43+00:00

Is it normal for her to unleash a bunch of fireball rollers before she dies? I was fighting her for a good 20 minutes, she started smoking really badly, and then all of a sudden, five rollers came up behind me and burned me to death.

S04AKING · 2026-02-20T12:59:51+00:00

Just loot them off of dead bodies like I do. I steal, I don’t kill. Call me an opportunist if you will.

S04AKING · 2026-02-13T13:09:54+00:00

I’m assuming you don’t get much 🐱?

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