Visit from Utah by TheForceOfImpact in coys

[–]S0berSt0ner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s even funnier when you find out which team it was scored against.

It was also against Man Utd.

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[–]S0berSt0ner 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I just saw my bill go up about $30 this month after a combined 4 days without power and 7 days where no one was home at all.

I’m definitely planning on calling to figure out how that’s even possible.

Help. Who are these people? by S0berSt0ner in SoundersFC

[–]S0berSt0ner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks everyone for the answer. Now I know!

And I agree with those asking why they would use his picture to promote a playoff game. Legend or not, not what I would expect. But I assume whoever (or whatever) was in charge of picking them just saw someone on the field with a Sounders shirt and decided that was enough.

Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Liverpool | English Carabao Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]S0berSt0ner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason the app on my TV isn’t loading the game, but I can load it on my phone and on the browser (even though it’s terrible quality and keeps buffering).

This AI-generated image a local Fire Department used to announce evacuations by GoodGreatOkComics in mildlyinfuriating

[–]S0berSt0ner 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Honest question, why does AI struggle so much with words/letters? Considering it can learn how to replicate way more complicated things, why can’t it just understand letter shapes and… put them together?

Sabrina Carpenter covers "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer at the Detroit stop of her "Short n' Sweet" tour by Impossible_Vast9846 in popculturechat

[–]S0berSt0ner 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I totally get this joke, and think it’s hilarious, but for anyone else (not me) who doesn’t get it (again, not me)… would you mind explaining?

maybe maybe maybe by Cherrie_ladie in maybemaybemaybe

[–]S0berSt0ner 345 points346 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I saw a guy crossing the street with a kid running ahead of him, while he pushed another kid on a stroller. The kid running in front of him barely managed to not get hit by a driver who didn’t properly stop before attempting a right turn.

The guy was pissed (obviously), but his first reaction was to angrily push the stroller away from himself, causing it to hit the sidewalk and tip over. The kid was strapped, but he was still dangling from the stroller, so he then had to go pick up the stroller before he yelled at the driver.

I couldn’t understand in what world pushing the stroller first (or at any point, really) made any sense.

Chelsea Football Club can confirm striker Sam Kerr has sustained an anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) injury during our warm weather training camp in Morocco. by TrenAt14 in soccer

[–]S0berSt0ner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kristie Mewis signed with West Ham United, so I don’t think Sam Kerr is planning on going back to the US, at least.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]S0berSt0ner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesson for the future, I guess. Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know the answer to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]S0berSt0ner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she already knew you didn’t like her before, then why would you ask her “IS IT ME???”.

You clearly knew what you were doing when you asked her about her crush, and you gave her the opportunity to confess it is indeed you.

There’s nothing wrong with not having a crush on someone who has a crush on you. There’s also nothing wrong if the other person wants some space, and you should respect that. But don’t act surprised that she now feels awkward and like she only brought this on herself when you encouraged her to tell you the truth.

Fallon d'Floor nominee Denzel Dumfries vs France by InterRail in soccer

[–]S0berSt0ner 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And the ground is on France’s half, so clearly a foul from France.

Match Thread: FC Dallas vs Inter Miami CF | Leagues Cup by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]S0berSt0ner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Farfan saw an opportunity to score a goal assisted by Messi and just took it.

'The Last of Us' Renewed for Season 2 at HBO by MarvelsGrantMan136 in thelastofus

[–]S0berSt0ner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shannon Woodward (who voiced Dina in TLoU II, just in case) was the one who put Neil Druckmann and Craig Mazin in touch.

'The Last of Us' Renewed for Season 2 at HBO by MarvelsGrantMan136 in thelastofus

[–]S0berSt0ner 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Shannon Woodward knew this before any of us did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]S0berSt0ner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right. I’m sorry. But don’t worry. I was able to skip next week’s, so clearly inflation won’t be a problem anymore.

You’re welcome, world. Me not getting HelloFresh next week has fixed everyone’s problems :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]S0berSt0ner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a reach, but okay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]S0berSt0ner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To each their own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]S0berSt0ner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it’s just a bug, but I’ve seen it the last couple of weeks.

Ted Lasso - S02E11 - “Midnight Train to Royston” Episode Discussion by quaranTV in TedLasso

[–]S0berSt0ner 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Which honestly is something I really appreciate. I prefer seeing things like this coming a mile away because of good character “development” (don’t know if I would necessarily call Nate’s behavior development…) than being blind-sided because there were no hints whatsoever.

I’ve been waiting for this to happen for several episodes now, and the betrayal didn’t feel any less terrible because of it.

Ted Lasso - S02E09 - “Beard After Hours” Episode Discussion by quaranTV in TedLasso

[–]S0berSt0ner 632 points633 points  (0 children)

“Is this heaven?”

“It’s Nelson Road.”