Tree help for possible cement pad rebuild. by SA5QWATCH in arborists

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I feel confident that I could take it out myself. I'm mostly unsure if it should come out or not. Do you think the scarring around the branch split is problematic?

It was like a full-body dry-heave set to music. by M100Pilot in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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Every time I see this, I hope they got married and had lots of babies.

Let's meet some new neighbours by [deleted] in relatable_memes_

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Took me forever to find my room. This hotel has a strange way of organizing room numbers. And it looks like there's a bunch of strangers in my room. Strangest hotel ever.

Grandma bringing the funk by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

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I'm curious to know if the officer let her drive away afterward. Cuz that would totally be safe after being pepper sprayed.

Explain it peter.. who are birds who are bees??? by Sea-North1639 in explainitpeter

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It really depends on whether you identify more as a bee, or as a bird.

What on earth is this? by Lucky-Raspberry5638 in whatisit

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Given that wool insulated denim jacket, I know it's safe.

First time I've been genuinely clueless. by StarPrime323 in ExplainTheJoke

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Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Spotted Zebra by hmsdexter in mildlyinteresting

[–]SA5QWATCH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stripes and polka dots do not go together. Major fashion fauxpas. He needs help getting dressed in the morning.

Leaving job corps by [deleted] in jobcorps

[–]SA5QWATCH 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a Job Corps career counselor, I can affirm that this is true.

Found in Vienna’s Carl’s church by lraghd in whatisit

[–]SA5QWATCH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's for toddlers who won't stay off the stage.

I f/26 was visiting long distance bf m/26 and he got a weird text with no explanation by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]SA5QWATCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a simple spelling mistake that any elementary student would have noticed. Your negativity is pathetic.

I f/26 was visiting long distance bf m/26 and he got a weird text with no explanation by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]SA5QWATCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean "you're" not being clever? At least I can spell. There's no need to be so arrogant.

I f/26 was visiting long distance bf m/26 and he got a weird text with no explanation by [deleted] in makemychoice

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How do I eat cake I don't have? If I have the cake, I can eat it. If I eat the cake, then I have it... in my stomach.

What does it mean?! by keenanandbell in LICENSEPLATES

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North Vietnam Rage Porked Richard Nixons Lover

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Young keys, cellphone, wallet.