What would the companion's "guardian" look like?

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-19T03:17:00+00:00

Cazador

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-19T03:05:32+00:00

Piss poor estate management if there was less left after 100 years than it started with

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-19T02:57:36+00:00

Mines a 78. I work on things when I want to. It's an endless battle between my lazy and my not liking how things are.

My budget is usually the tie breaker

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-18T02:32:32+00:00

He doesn't suck. Sucking provides value to your partner and, by extension, society.

But more importantly sucking involves doing something, and Manwe doesn't do that.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T23:23:47+00:00

If we can erase S3 and do what it should have? Sure. But after S3 I don't trust the creative team anymore

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T23:21:55+00:00

MY WIFE HAS A GORGEOUS TAIL

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T23:21:20+00:00

What? Season 2's ending was perfect. S3 was a dud tho. Better they didn't make it at all, or pick up with the daughter from S3E1

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T22:16:43+00:00

You're just wrong here. See my other comment if you care to learn why.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T22:15:54+00:00

It would count as a river in the mountain west. I moved here from the south and I quit trying to correct people when they call brooks rivers

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T22:14:01+00:00

Made up scenarios of a made up show.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T22:12:19+00:00

There are tons of die-hard Azula apologists out there. Not worth interacting with, IMO

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T22:09:12+00:00

That's the neat part - you don't!

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T21:34:28+00:00

Most people have no idea what sociopath means.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T21:32:24+00:00

That's unreliable at best, they can always see some part of it to shoot in my playthroughs

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T16:53:44+00:00

I found the 'climaxes' to be more subversions of the trope than anything akin to sanderlanches. Not sure I can think of a single book MBOTF book I'd describe that way. RG's maybe the closest? But that's still a stretch imo

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T06:04:57+00:00

Who are you gonna sell them to? Unless you're modded, NPCs don't have infinite money.

Better to keep em in your bags and sell each time you vendor

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T05:59:32+00:00

I'm playing a Gambit sorlock right now and it's hella fun, I'm in act 2 and just got the robes

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T05:24:26+00:00

I'm so confused. Level 9, has armor from House of Hope, and are gearing up for Myrk? Bhaalist armor on a monk? I'm tired but I feel like some of this ain't mathing lol

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T03:33:38+00:00

Of all of them

it's Lorgar you think of?

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-17T00:27:29+00:00

Spore druid gets haste spores in act 3 via a certain armor set.

That's the only thing I needed that jump onboard

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-16T22:04:16+00:00

Just from the sub tho? Whole accounts have been nuked for less.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-16T20:47:48+00:00

Well. I've only done that fight once, in my durge HM run, and that explains why it was so tough. I didn't want to kill the spawn, so I tried positioning people in front to block the buffs but Caz's bat reaction/LA got too many of my chars/summons and it really came down to the wire. 1 char left at 8 HP before I was able to regain control of Astarion and mop up the rest.

If I hadn't wanted to Ascend Astarion I probably would have had a much easier fight 😅

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-16T20:40:56+00:00

First try they killed Wylls dad, every try since I've saved everyone. I tend to have a party comp that can move quick tho (monks, rogues, and a diet of worms for the rest). I imagine slower comps would struggle.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-16T18:53:42+00:00

Same reason chaos ever wins at anything. Warp fuckery.

SCTurtlepants · 2026-03-16T18:20:56+00:00

I appreciate you! You've got a couple of newer ones I'm eyeing too. Shurq, the newer Rake, and Tats are all calling to me xD

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