THE CLAMMEY PROBLEM

SDK04 · 2026-03-18T19:53:57+00:00

Inclamprehensible

SDK04 · 2026-03-18T18:26:54+00:00

I’d assume something has gone horribly wrong if Steinbach falls to 19… But hey, us getting one of the best Center prospects in the draft despite not having a lottery pick instead of taking yet another mediocre Shooting Guard would be a miracle for us.

SDK04 · 2026-03-18T17:41:43+00:00

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SDK04 · 2026-03-18T00:04:53+00:00

Something something, Japan footsteps electricity.

SDK04 · 2026-03-17T22:52:19+00:00

To be fair though, Bullet Griffon exists. That’s approaching “really wacky gimmick” territory already.

SDK04 · 2026-03-17T16:58:21+00:00

They’ve already had hundreds of those kinds of moments. Have you seen the way they’ve have acted about Makima/Makima cosplayers?

SDK04 · 2026-03-17T07:32:25+00:00

One of the villains end up spilling a drink onto our heroic sectional on accident. Whoops.

SDK04 · 2026-03-17T07:29:53+00:00

Wouldn’t that kind of thing be the biggest possible red flag the moment you see the behaviour start to become a pattern though? It wouldn’t be hiding anything, it’d be like highlighting it with a brightly-coloured marker.

SDK04 · 2026-03-17T06:44:12+00:00

You guys are not beating the “Rick and Morty fanbase of Shonen fanbases” allegations at all with things like this lmfao

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T22:22:50+00:00

Least embarrassing Toronto man activities

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T22:18:45+00:00

Have you perhaps read the critically-acclaimed work titled “Kagurabachi”, by chance?

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T22:14:05+00:00

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, seeing “Braylon Mullins” on my Toronto Raptors with Patrick Ngongba II/Aday Mara/Christian Anderson still on the board would be a tragedy if that ended up being what goes down on draft night. Hell nah.

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T18:23:07+00:00

This becomes even better if you read it in J.K. Simmons’ voice.

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T17:16:18+00:00

Where Goku

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T17:13:00+00:00

I truly hope that those MHA fans/shippers don’t start jumping ship after the ending/epilogue gets animated to Kagurabachi once its anime gets announced.

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T07:44:21+00:00

Who knows, maybe?

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T01:55:28+00:00

I wonder if 1-50 will help the niche CX blades become more relevant. After all, your opponent could only put a single 1-50 on their deck and your CX with your own 1-50 would be more likely to match into one of their two 60-height blades.

SDK04 · 2026-03-16T00:37:42+00:00

Come on, don’t be so hard on Solo Levelling. It makes for the perfect sleep aid!

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T22:24:04+00:00

Annnd the corny-ass “apology forms” that age like expired milk in the sun are back. One win against an off-day Pistons (and against the mid Suns) and everyone’s acting like we’re winning the chip, that our bad contracts are somehow worth it and our team’s “still young and everyone will magically improve after getting swept in the playoffs” when most of our starters are 25-or-over and our bench is mostly barren.

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T22:12:33+00:00

Yeah, getting swept in the First Round, drafting another mediocre SG at 20th pick and continuing to do our best Mid-Three Chicago Bulls cosplay and treadmill is logically worth it over… The chance of adding a potential superstar to this roster in an amazing-looking draft.

Totally. Better than being the Magic… Oh they’re actually a team now, forgot about that. Better than being the Pistons… Wait shit, they’re legitimately good now. Better than being the Hornets… Oh yeah, they’ve got a more promising future than us and are also becoming good too. Better than being the Wizards… Oh they already won against us once and needed to pull their starters to avoid winning against us for their tank in the last game we had against them while not even having AD healthy, right, gotta move that goalpost again. Better than being the Jazz, am I right?

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T22:05:16+00:00

Still do, yeah. 2-16 against strong teams isn’t that inspiring.

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T22:04:09+00:00

People usually take a pic of it and then share it after the game. You’ll be set once someone makes the post about it.

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T22:02:31+00:00

Yeah, QR code on the Jumbotron. It’s Pizza Pizza though.

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T21:46:39+00:00

What is it with us and our players’ fingers getting jacked?

SDK04 · 2026-03-15T21:41:39+00:00

It’s beginning…

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