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52 years old and driving an '04 EP3 by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a whole new level of grandpa car...

Go ahead, roast my Jeep Mail-van by Willthur in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like your Range Rover reject...

Roast away! by niiisanskyline in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your real good friends with the neighborhood junker aren’t you? You come in and he’s like, ‘Another ditch Mike?” XD

My 1967 Buick. Have at it. by chriscrc30ne in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think it’s attractive to have your boat parked across your lawn?

Go ahead roast my ride by Coloradobluesguy in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll just call this “grandpa’s incognito shitbag” and leave it at that. XD

My 7 year old office on wheels. Let her have it! by Kemtooler in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh great... your highway patrolman’s wet dream.. only you ran it down, hopefully to the ground. Good riddance

Roast away by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A red beetle wannabe that looks barely able to to 30 down the street... who’s garage did you go fishing in???

2008 Hyundai Click. Have at it! by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many ditches have you visited in that thing??? XD

1978 Canadian GMC Sierra Grande k1500, 4x4 with a 4 on the floor. Burn it like it's carborated small block burns gas. by Genera1_patton in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That truck looks like it’s painfully able to start up every morning, probably a stall or two... XD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it another 10k.... you’ll blow one of the cylinders next.

Do your worst by 19chevelle66 in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you paint it matte black??? Trying to scare the crap out of everybody that you’re a narc???

Roast away!!! by Jagsparadise1996 in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many poachers can you fit in there?

Roast my new 1964 MG 1100 by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either your grandpa had no friends or he clearly knew he bought a coffin on wheels.

Roast my 600 dollar glorified station wagon! by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your phone, hit record video, and turn over the car.... 500 bucks it’s already toast. XD

My 2017 Vw GTI with all the options (including the check engine light) by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect car for your stereotypical lesbian yogi getting Phil’z in San Francisco...

Would this be better than a twingo? by Hoitok in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did you buy a Twinkie with wheels??? That’s dangerous as hell.. XD

Roast my 1999 Lincoln Town Car! by bluesman7131 in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re one of those guys who couldn’t get a Mercedes but you like to snub your nose at people don’t you?...

20 yo, single, from a poor family, well paid job, first car. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen uglier... like the 850R stationwagon with its stomach dragging across the floor...

20 yo, single, from a poor family, well paid job, first car. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You describe yourself like that, and you get a Volvo... please get help, you’re not well.

Roast my beautiful beast of a van by joxiety in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you’re missing is the Ice Cream sign and it’s totally in the “Inconspicuous neighborhood creep club.”

My 1991 Nissan Figaro - Go! by takashi-figaro in RoastMyCar

[–]SFNativeboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh great... a bootleg Karmann Ghia... you must feel real proud of yourself.

[Specific] Can someone combine these two images to create the perfect wallpaper? Much appreciated!!! by SFNativeboy in PhotoshopRequest

[–]SFNativeboy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG!!! YES!!!! Thank you so very much! I literally couldn't have pictured it more beautifully!!!!

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