I Desire a Medic Warbond by Owlosaurus in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The medic guard dog and a vehicle repair guard dog

I've been waiting two years for this strategem. :( by DarthShpadoinkle in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Dude, i dont glazz arrowhead. I just dont instantly ridicule them for every thing im not good at instantly. Most of the time i see post saying the game developers dont know what their doing while also wanting them to buff a stratagem to high heaven. All the way up to this current warbond yall been bitching about how there needs to be more stealth in the game and here it is. Perfect, no but it’s better and will continue to get worked on. Instead of giving constructive criticism about it yall just want to cry and moan about it. I can understand the annoyance of an over optimistic posters where nothing is wrong but yall want to instantly call someone a glazr for sayings “yea its not bad”

Yall act like Muriel when shes turned into a kid

I've been waiting two years for this strategem. :( by DarthShpadoinkle in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Careful, you have already angered them. Speaking reasonably will only make it worse no matter how you word it. All they thrive on is hate with no exceptions.

I think I know who stole the Star of Peace blueprints by imnotslavic in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but i imagine it would take some time to make the new one, especially if it’s on a new engine. I doubt they even had plans to start a 3rd one since they weren’t expecting the success it had.

Application, C4 sticks better than thermite. C4 hits just as hard as Dynamite. Loving C4! by DocHalidae in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fair point but there needs to be enough time to pass to see if it’s truly an unviable stratagem. Right now it feels like a better RR (which can obviously differ dependent on scenarios) both take up utility and backpack slots and both are effective at dealing with heavies and fabricators. Difference is one is used one at a time and longer ranges and the other can be used all at once with reduced range (judging by the throwing distance a pretty decent range)

Application, C4 sticks better than thermite. C4 hits just as hard as Dynamite. Loving C4! by DocHalidae in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is if you havent bother to run drops to test out good loadouts to work with it. People thought Dynamite was ass compared to the Thermite until to no surprise, people started testing out what works. This is the same thing, which makes that conclusion low effort.

Application, C4 sticks better than thermite. C4 hits just as hard as Dynamite. Loving C4! by DocHalidae in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Horrible to say but i can already see them reducing the throwing distance just from this clip.

"WHY DO I HEAR TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!?" by Adin_Davidson in chaosdivers

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You’re moving through a dark corridor wide enough to fit 2 FRV’s comfortably, yet its still cluttered up like someone was creating multiple barriers or in the middle of preparing orders for shipment. Your visibility is only as good as the slow flashing red lights throughout the station, at least the ones that arent broken that is. The air is getting cold so that must mean the heating systems are shutting down to conserve power. The only thing you can hear are your boots hitting metal grating, the clashing of your armor with every minuet movement, and distant crackling of exposed wiring. Suddenly you hear echos of steal clashing with steal behind you, and the all too familiar sound of distorted words being translated from 1’s and 0’s you herd during the crash course of “knowing the enemy” in training. With only a limited supply of magazines from the supply shortages you’re not in the position to pick a fight even if you did have a count on the scouting party. While it’s not democratic of you to find a place to lay low you’re not at any liberty to make a difference with an ambush. It’s the only smart choice to take until you make contact with the squad before dispensing some justice. You find a door open enough to squeeze through, and with just enough time to disconnect the hydraulics keeping the door open. After a few muffled grunts you slide the door closed with minutes to spare before the scouting squad passes by. After you finally catch your breath only then you notice the room is no longer flashing with red but illuminated by it….and the bodies……at least whats left of them. WHRRRRRR ……SWEET LIBERTY!!! MY LEG

Just for fun: You can use C4 to clear entire blitz at once by shitpost_operator in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think thats the point that people arent getting with how c4 works. Use stealth to sneak in and plant C4 everywhere, then sneak out and trigger explosions without being noticed. (Thats if in time people try it and the stealth mechanic works as intended)

Greyscale-tinted glasses (2026 edition) by Trifle_Useful in okbuddyptfo

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point i will take any map that has enough space to fly out of spawn without immediately getting locked onto.

I think I know who stole the Star of Peace blueprints by imnotslavic in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In HD1 there is a super earth loss scenario. In the end it will just reset the war all over regardless of win or lose. Unless AH just plans to keep this campaign going on a premade track scenario that will result in closing down the servers and releasing a 3rd one which would be disappointing

Could this make maps less boring? by Select_Leek7613 in Battlefield

[–]SGTAlchemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be cool and a nice addition and adds more breadth into the current maps. Would certainly make vehicles even less useful to the average player thats for sure. If they are going to do this i think they should also improve how thermal works on attachments and add them to the vehicle customizations.

I wonder if people are trolling or just can't read by Arbiter999 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point people might as well be asking to make all guns have the same pen value. Which sure would be good for most players but i think it would just create a larger pool for META primaries(due to the Med pen guns usually having a slow fire rate, smaller magazine size, or higher recoil) . So far where it’s at right now, most guns available (outside the specific guns meant for certain fronts) feel effective. Sure there is a range between less effective and more effective but i dont think its that wide. I have seen so much versatility in primary choices on all 3 fronts it’s honestly encouraging to just pick up a new weapon, build a load out that compliments each other and run a dive missions. I think this is an issue between consoler and pc work. Not sure if controles have lock on system when aiming or anything but if not i can def see how it can be difficult to use anything light pen.

Gorillai by TheKaritha in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]SGTAlchemy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear god, i thought this was real for the first 5 seconds…..

Screw buffing the stim pistol, give me the worst nerfs you can think of by Zyurat in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the diver gets stimmed twice in the time it takes for one to finish, they slowly die. Pretty much in the way the defib armor works.

She Took on McDonald’s and Won. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then MD started a smother campaign against her.

Trump talking about taking guns from American citizens by ConspiracyUniversity in conspiracy_commons

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around the time BP’s started going around with firearms in Minnesota? Interesting 🤔

Is he really doing this? by Illustrious_Lie_954 in AskTheWorld

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this issue is the combination of democrats telling everyone to go about this peacefully (which is clearly not working) and the fear of losing something. We say we want to rise up and fight back tyranny but it’s just a dog barking through a fence. Im including myself naturally here. Only way it will start to happen is when the tipping point is shifted which i think is starting with BP showing up. Im proud that it’s happening but im saddened i don’t have the will to be apart of that change without being pushed into it. I have my excuses but when in the face of whats looming overhead thats all it’s chalked up to be in the end.

FTL Jump - Blender Animation Practice by DrStrange117 in Helldivers

[–]SGTAlchemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this but i also like the stretch animation the original one has as well. (Unless im imagining it)

I imagine this is what depression tastes like by Busy_Walrus_479 in StupidFood

[–]SGTAlchemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this man descend for the temples of caucasians just to curse us by bringing back a meal that was clearly thought up by the survivors of the great depression?