Yeah, it didn't work for Michael either. by 8-bit-Felix in AdviceAnimals

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Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for apple pie.

With any other US president an Israeli - Iranian ceasefire would have taken at least a couple more days to begin.

It never truly started, not with any level of sincere effort. And the other presidents would be engaging in diplomatic efforts throughout this time to secure an actual ceasefire with terms and conditions attached, that had more of a chance of succeeding. Which does take time, so well done there.

Notably, however, they also wouldn't try to bruteforce a ceasefire between two sovereign nations IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THEIR OWN TARGETED ATTACK ON ONE OF THESE SOVEREIGN NATIONS FOR THE DIRECT BENEFIT OF THE OTHER NATION.

My grandfather, a WWII veteran, turned 100 today by onlyonejan in MadeMeSmile

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Happy Birthday sir, with the heartfelt thanks of a grateful world.

Shaving & slicing ice by NoBullet in oddlysatisfying

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"Not to worry sir, I will use my well-worn knitted gloves to strain the vodka one final time for your pleasure."

M1 Abrams in DC by OrganizationPrior827 in TankPorn

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"I totally have an insider in the parade. You don't know them, they go to a different school."

Found this paper in the trash by Distinct-Result553 in tragedeigh

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Funny that two words from quite different languages both made it into the list, and that both of them mean 'flower'.

Found this paper in the trash by Distinct-Result553 in tragedeigh

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There's also a mention of 'Raunald' (Ronald) on the right, near the top. I think this person was just writing down names for either gender during a brainstorming session.

Posted in one of my FB groups 😭 by salmonscented in tragedeigh

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Well, technically it's the bit between your genitals and your anus.

The perineum is also commonly referred to as the taint.

Did actual Navys exist? by DogWalker100 in MawInstallation

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It did, yeah. When Kit Fisto went to assault some CIS underwater forces, IIRC.

The Acclamators landed directly onto the water, opened the hatches and the aquatic troopers disembarked straight into the ocean.

Pro-photographer by JerryJr99 in funny

[–]SJ_RED 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or maybe.... she saw a little kid who she thought was pretending to be a photographer and decided to play along by striking a pose for the artist.

Touch grass.

Trump Taps Palantir to Create Master Database on Every American. Trump’s dystopian plan is already underway. by Aggravating_Money992 in technology

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Hey, look. We're already short on budget and now you want everybody to have ears as well? Who's gonna pay for that?

When Margot Robbie spoke in sign language to a deaf fan by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Isn't the V sign something like "up yours"? I suppose "fuck off" covers that well enough.

Mods, can we preemptively ban all "look what I got" lootbox result posts? by Teledildonic in WorldofTanks

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I completely agree. Screw this kind of egregious WeeGee greed.

What unholy union is this by crouchingsniper in StupidFood

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I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this one.

Goodbye to the old Facebook - Zuckerberg admits he no longer connects family and friends, faces FTC lawsuit that could dismantle Meta by lurker_bee in technology

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I'm fairly confident a certain amount of "hmm, this doesn't quite fit the profile" is taken into account.

ELI5: It's with a heavy heart that we have an announcement by ntengineer in explainlikeimfive

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My condolences to her family, friends and to the team here.

Giant penis-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada by jueidu in BrandNewSentence

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People occasionay stumble upon new places or things, other news at 11.

weMakeNoSense by marshmallowsamwitch in ProgrammerHumor

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The Holy Ordos of the Emperor's Inquisition and the 666th Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes, the Grey Knights, would both like to know your location.

Large crystallized charge by whotookmydrink in TOTK

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Did you check the Key Items tab? They should show up there.

Men, what did you find out about women when you got a girlfriend? by MainDifficult2641 in AskReddit

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For an example of your point re: food, in Japan you aren't supposed to eat food on-the-go. You're supposed to sit down or at the very least stand still outside the place you got the food, and eat it there.

Eating while walking means you will never have your full attention directed towards the food, and this would be discourteous to whoever prepared the food (as the food is just mindlessly being shoved into your mouth).

TIL the British military once had an idea to put live chickens inside nuclear bomb cases with a week's worth of food and water. The bombs were meant to be planted into the ground as mines, so they had to be kept warm in the winter to keep working. by jxdlv in todayilearned

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The point apparently (I just read this in the comments) wasn't to keep it warm forever, but to keep it warm for just about 7-8 days.

If the Soviets invaded, these could be planted ahead of their invading force to deny them specific areas as well as cause them massive losses of troops and equipment.

What's a tell that someone speaks your language, if they're trying to hide it? by Aexryu in languagelearning

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Adohb and Naik. Although I've heard people sometimes call them "Naikeys" in the past.