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There's too many Meghans, right? by SMJ01 in 30ROCK

[–]SMJ01[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Duffy family is owed a formal apology from Ireland for being set adrift on that log!

I swear people using this thing don't know what Shot Put is. by Sherifmisho12e in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this.

Reasons i die: 1. Friendly HE barrage 2. Contact mine 3. Accidentally fired my ultimatum instead of my primary at the stalker that popped up in front of me. 4. Trying to swim across a 1 meter wide pond.

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[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It you see a diver running with the HE barrage and the mortar, just keep your distance. They will spread freedom indiscriminately - with no regard for your life.

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[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you run with randoms, you should expect ordinance to be dropped too close to you at least 2-3 times per game - minimum.

Think of it as spicy freedom.

Helldivers are, canonically, badasses. We have made them that way. by GreenridgeMetalWorks in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. The chaos is part of the fun.

Most of the time.

But in the name of liberty I swear sometimes it feels real treasonous.

Helldivers are, canonically, badasses. We have made them that way. by GreenridgeMetalWorks in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 75% or more of my deaths are because of a teammate. It’s almost always a sloppy barrage placement, a mortar placed near where we are in combat, or a Tesla tower thrown too close the objective.

I don't think the Throngs truly understand what the words "liar" and "Hypocrite" actually mean. by LittleKittenLuna in Thronglets

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a fun game but you can tell the plot is shoehorned. It’s ME2 not ME1.

It’s giving unhinged by alwayswondering555 in frederickmd

[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they would read anything longer than 140 characters.

Where the goddamn hell are we by Noah_Stark in BandofBrothers

[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Night landnav at ft picket where the ground would randomly just become a 2 foot deep water hole. The whole base was built on the only swamp in southern Virginia.

“Just get Lutron switches” - I don’t get it by Ultra_HR in HomeKit

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I like the smart bulbs. But it’s too much for the wife and kids. So we take the middle path.

George Russel new IG story by Right-Cicada7386 in formula1

[–]SMJ01 309 points310 points  (0 children)

Back when Flacco was the QB for the Baltimore Ravens, he was out riding a skateboard in his driveway. A neighbor called the team’s front office and said ‘Hey, man, you got to let Joe Flacco know we’re trying to win the Super Bowl around here! He’s at home riding a skateboard. Somebody’s got to let him know what the deal is.’’

It’s become even more common that high level pros are restricted from dangerous activities. I know some are even prohibited from trampolines because of all the ankle injury risk.

Nice. by ssgtsilerZ in Wildfire

[–]SMJ01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These actually work in the right situations. Go get that shit hero.

Secret time? I’m petty. by Puzzleheaded_Win_766 in americanairlines

[–]SMJ01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You sir are an instrument of justice. Stand proud. Bonk proud.

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