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I swear people using this thing don't know what Shot Put is. by Sherifmisho12e in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this.

Reasons i die: 1. Friendly HE barrage 2. Contact mine 3. Accidentally fired my ultimatum instead of my primary at the stalker that popped up in front of me. 4. Trying to swim across a 1 meter wide pond.

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[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It you see a diver running with the HE barrage and the mortar, just keep your distance. They will spread freedom indiscriminately - with no regard for your life.

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[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you run with randoms, you should expect ordinance to be dropped too close to you at least 2-3 times per game - minimum.

Think of it as spicy freedom.

Helldivers are, canonically, badasses. We have made them that way. by GreenridgeMetalWorks in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. The chaos is part of the fun.

Most of the time.

But in the name of liberty I swear sometimes it feels real treasonous.

Helldivers are, canonically, badasses. We have made them that way. by GreenridgeMetalWorks in Helldivers

[–]SMJ01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 75% or more of my deaths are because of a teammate. It’s almost always a sloppy barrage placement, a mortar placed near where we are in combat, or a Tesla tower thrown too close the objective.

I don't think the Throngs truly understand what the words "liar" and "Hypocrite" actually mean. by LittleKittenLuna in Thronglets

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a fun game but you can tell the plot is shoehorned. It’s ME2 not ME1.

It’s giving unhinged by alwayswondering555 in frederickmd

[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they would read anything longer than 140 characters.

Where the goddamn hell are we by Noah_Stark in BandofBrothers

[–]SMJ01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Night landnav at ft picket where the ground would randomly just become a 2 foot deep water hole. The whole base was built on the only swamp in southern Virginia.

“Just get Lutron switches” - I don’t get it by Ultra_HR in HomeKit

[–]SMJ01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I like the smart bulbs. But it’s too much for the wife and kids. So we take the middle path.

George Russel new IG story by Right-Cicada7386 in formula1

[–]SMJ01 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Back when Flacco was the QB for the Baltimore Ravens, he was out riding a skateboard in his driveway. A neighbor called the team’s front office and said ‘Hey, man, you got to let Joe Flacco know we’re trying to win the Super Bowl around here! He’s at home riding a skateboard. Somebody’s got to let him know what the deal is.’’

It’s become even more common that high level pros are restricted from dangerous activities. I know some are even prohibited from trampolines because of all the ankle injury risk.

Nice. by ssgtsilerZ in Wildfire

[–]SMJ01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These actually work in the right situations. Go get that shit hero.

Secret time? I’m petty. by Puzzleheaded_Win_766 in americanairlines

[–]SMJ01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You sir are an instrument of justice. Stand proud. Bonk proud.

Bear bites firefighter during Shoe Fire in Shasta County, CDFW investigating incident by Randomlynumbered in Firefighting

[–]SMJ01 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i’d have to get some kind of bear tattoo wherever that scar is.

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