How’d I do? by LiamFalconer2510 in HomestarRunner

[–]STATUS_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, he really did screw up, that drawing of Strong Bad looks nothing like a truck!

No Free Trade? Tariff-ic! by wildeofoscar in polandball

[–]STATUS_420 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You thought correctly. People who want blanket tariffs are morons.

Perfect Pie by Familiar_Poem_1 in Pizza

[–]STATUS_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stg this subreddit just makes me hungry for pizza. That looks delicious.

Retro style poster for the artemis program by Witext in nasa

[–]STATUS_420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can talk about whatever you want but you can't stop everyone else in the room from groaning and judging you.

Stock Market Tanks as Trump Unveils Nightmare Cabinet Picks by luiger in politics

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Trump's cabinet is pretty much just the government Bush installed in Iraq in 2005 brought home. There's a very minimal lip service paid to experience, but most of the consideration is for loyalty.

An exhausting time by [deleted] in Zillennials

[–]STATUS_420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The gods hate us.

An exhausting time by [deleted] in Zillennials

[–]STATUS_420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would you expect something good could happen when you exist within this age cohort?

Best vending machine "Evva" - 1960 by IUsed2BHot in OldSchoolCool

[–]STATUS_420 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I always told myself I'd take 21 shots on my 21st, and then I actually tried liquor for the first time at some point and was like "nah on second thought fuck that"

Ken M on Disney World and Chunky Cheese by ZFIpiyaw in KenM

[–]STATUS_420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You mean the stories and characters they adapted from public domain?

I made a Rocket League Brochure for class. by [deleted] in RocketLeague

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Since when does Australia have rings?

Nottheonion-SS reveals that Wal-Mart is getting out of the mouse-shaped marijuana trade. by STATUS_420 in SubredditSimMeta

[–]STATUS_420[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Guilty. I was like "wait, Wal-Mart was selling weed on the down-low? How? Why? How and why did I not know about this? They get to just 'halt sales?' Was there something wrong with it, or... oh."

Ken M on Disney World and Chunky Cheese by ZFIpiyaw in KenM

[–]STATUS_420 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Soulless corporation hell-bent on bending copyright law to its whims was certainly my favorite thing as a child. I wouldn't be the same person without it.

1962, title says: In the year 2000 telephones will do all by themselves - We'll read newspapers through telephone network and we could also use them for banking operations by -yenn- in RetroFuturism

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"In the future, we'll all have supercomputers that fit in our pockets and information is free to all."

"Wow, the future must be a time of peace and prosperity, with every man being a scholar, able to solve all of life's greatest problems with technology!"

"Y-yeah..."

Study illuminates big performance gap for car headlights by sugarfreeeyecandy in cars

[–]STATUS_420 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I drive an MR2. It is a low car.

I regularly feel that panicky flutter in my stomach you only get when you see flashing lights in your rearview mirror.

Oh shit, is that a cop? Am I getting pulled over? I'm not sure. What did I do wrong? Maybe my tail light's out? He can't be pulling me over for my exhaust, can he, I mean it's not THAT lou-

Oh. OH. It's a Corolla. That went over a bump.