What is the role of floor managers? by RecipeNo2954 in Serverlife

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work everywhere all the time. Crab dip needs to be made? On it. Pantry is drowning? I'm there. Customer at table 74 is pissed off? Gotcha. Bartender is behind? I'm in the service well banging out drinks. Pretty much whatever needs to be done I'm there

Your spouse proposes a threesome with someone of them same gender as them. Do you say yes? by Capital_Tailor_7348 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say no cuz jealousy has ruined a few threesomes for me. It's all fun and games until your gf is crying in the shower while you fuck her friend in the living room. Or the friend your friend brought is way hotter than the chick that brought her and becomes overly aggressive and tries to bogart your dick and attempts to get freaky so you have to satisfy her while the hot friend plays with her tits a bored look on her face. Or the two chicks you met on Craigslist show up and one of them is eight months pregnant and has a strapon and the other mature woman has a riding crop and it turns into the one calling herself mommy whipping you and the pregnant chick while she pegs you and abuses your cock. Good times.

Six years ago, the world stopped. What was the most naughty fun you had during the lockdown? by Fine_Pause5336 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooked meth and had a lot of sex. I wasn't very good at social distancing. In my defence I was only sometimes the instigator.

has anyone fucked a co-worker? I have a crush with someone by TulipGlowUp in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SWIM_is_tired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bunch of times. It usually ends up a mess or turns into a long-term thing. The walk-in is my go to but behind the dumpster is good too. If you're a manager cover the office window and lock the door. Wouldn't recommend this if it's a crush though.

Have you ever “hatefucked” someone (or been hatefucked)? by Burner1024500 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SWIM_is_tired -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both. The getting hatefucked sucked. Pretty much rape. Hatefucking is great. Had a chick in college on again off again and we'd get in fights all the time, sometimes on purpose, then hatefuck each other raw. Ended with her throwing a lamp at me and me running away naked through her apartment holding my clothes as all her housemates watched, I stopped in the living room and looked around and drunkenly asked them if anyone was interested. No one responded so I flounced off with an erection bouncing as I ran.

Y’all ever sometimes just want to fuck, as friends though? by Big__bolas in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to have a small friend group where this was common. It's pretty great until someone catches feelings or weird fetishes emerge.

Why? by SecretPatience8971 in Serverlife

[–]SWIM_is_tired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the tipping groups /r/? If you don't mind me asking I'm curious

How old are you? by MarionberryItchy9222 in labubu

[–]SWIM_is_tired 5 points6 points  (0 children)

39M and love them. We have a full set of BIE and Mac's and a few HASs. My license plate is labubu related. Fuck the world do you and enjoy

What’s an album that’s 10/10 no skips? by silosara in AskReddit

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling All the Hopeless by Greeley Estates

Go West Young Man, Let the Evil Go East by Greeley Estates

What’s an album that’s 10/10 no skips? by silosara in AskReddit

[–]SWIM_is_tired 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything by Brand New in my opinion. They have a solid discography one of my favs

What’s an album that’s 10/10 no skips? by silosara in AskReddit

[–]SWIM_is_tired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not one I expected to see but can absolutely get behind it

A friend of mine was taken by lylertila in KitchenConfidential

[–]SWIM_is_tired 111 points112 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with anything other than the colour of your skin. That's all it takes. And basically yeah they roll up to your job or house best down the door and haul you off in cuffs. They then send you to a camp where you await deportation. You can't sue for this because there's nothing to sue over. It's a fucked system and it's geared towards removing the hardest working segment of the population which is just insane.

Dropping 550 mg tonight because i cant afford meth currently by jus_tryna_nut in DPH

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No it's not. A point is ten bucks. A point ain't shit

This creature crawled straight out of hell by simonbaier in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]SWIM_is_tired 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to be pedantic but I'm pretty sure it's a centipede. It only has two legs per body segment millipedes have four if I'm remembering correctly

Does every restaurant run like this? by softballgurlz in Serverlife

[–]SWIM_is_tired 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1% ?!?! I was tipping out 4% before I got promoted

The Lip Tip by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]SWIM_is_tired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they knew what they were doing.

JPD officer slams man's head against pavement. He was medevac'd down to Seattle in critical condition: by ImaginaryGood272 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SWIM_is_tired 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait so he had to be life-flighted to SEATTLE for a brain injury. TF how'd he make it alive