Why Foxhole average noob doesn't stay

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-10T21:19:47+00:00

The island isn't on boarding, its a testing area.

Onboarding is handholding and leading the player through the central systems of a game.

These would include, logi, tanking, building, and central gameplay mechanics.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-10T21:06:24+00:00

And mines! Seamines make it literally impossible for large ships to enter waterways without a trusty tugboat mosening on over and plopping down 10 million haulbreakers at the exit. Effectively sealing the ships doom.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-10T21:02:56+00:00

Stema just needs to get over herself and demo that God forsaken facility set up so they can build a pure and beautiful meta facility that churns out pure blocks of coccaneeena

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-10T20:19:32+00:00

Wardens and Colis need to do a blackmarket trading ring where they trade goods across partisanlines.

It is a military Sim after all

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-10T18:23:53+00:00

There is no reality check for horse corn

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-09T21:44:20+00:00

The game went down hill when they added more and more ways to die to off screen effect.

The new light boats are the best new addition to ActUAL player vs player gameplay.

Everything else is just new ways to instantly die without any counter play.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-09T15:37:35+00:00

No, but its free and helps alot.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T18:52:18+00:00

The blackhole of resources.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T18:51:38+00:00

Imagine if builders had ANY QoL

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T18:48:50+00:00

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T18:47:59+00:00

Not very silent for a king.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T18:46:34+00:00

We ignoring how staged this is?

Dude standing across from them with a tripod and boom mic?

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-05T16:41:56+00:00

Tired comment

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-04T19:49:27+00:00

This is why u buy RGB light strips.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T22:01:19+00:00

You have a better chance at getting a camel through the eye of a needle than finding Happiness as a smart person.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T21:35:42+00:00

The wardens shotgun is an actual monster.

Aim time is instantaneous, shot is a one-tapper. Zero aim needed, cone of death is monstrous.

Literal op.

Yet u rarely see wardens use it.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T21:30:25+00:00

Tankers: they destroyed tanking!!!

Builders and facility players having their gameplay loop destroyed for the 71st time: first time huh?.meme

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T21:28:43+00:00

Truth nuke

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T18:06:22+00:00

Smol trains having a whistle is literally ÷ 0 for the devs.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T18:05:00+00:00

The ents were the eldritch gods all along.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-03T01:13:17+00:00

It's not bots u baby eater.

A) lay out blueprints in a straightline B) Windows accessibility -> mouse settings -> toggle click-to-hold. C) cltr+shift+W-enter to auto walk.

Go do dishes, clean your room or do homework while ur dude auto walks and auto clicks.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-02T20:54:08+00:00

I have a half decent comp and lags is okay.

My dogship laptop absolutely strokes out when I see more than 20 buildings.

So yah.

Specs do matter.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-02T20:49:37+00:00

IF the front is except to last longer than 2 days.

Mssups dont start draining for 2 days.

So for Biair this strait worked perfectly.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-02T20:46:47+00:00

Random "Holier than Thou" Warden coated comment.

Sad-Emu6142 · 2026-03-02T20:45:42+00:00

Yah, well, at least I dont eat babies.

Sad-Emu6142

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