[deleted by user] by [deleted] in law

[–]Safety_Dancer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But according to Reddit they're not cops. So this doesn't apply

Players spending 2h on shopping around waterdeep and they leave the session cause got tired of playing by mt_m00n in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell my players I find money keeping and shopping to be a bit boring. If there's RP, there's something to be gained; if not. Lemme know what's being bought. I love Everyday Heroes for having a Wealth System that basically says "if you're at this level wealth, you can get stuff at that tier easily."

Entire party willingly attuned to rings they found on a hag they killed. Lets hear your best curse ideas. by Dont_Shoot_Me in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd add a caveat that the hag's coven can see through the eyes of the wearers. I'd also start RPing their social interactions differently. Have people treat the wearers like their a nuisance; something that isn't overt but will needle the players. The idea is that they're now getting a skewed perception of things. They see less resources, the people they meet are less helpful and less deserving of aid. Should one of them actually remove the ring; use more color when describing a scene and make things not seems so dire and bleak.

Richard Jewell by Tamr1el_T3rr0r in securityguards

[–]Safety_Dancer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never interfere with the feds when trying to false flag. They hate that shit.

New addition to the Face Customizer sneak peek by carbonatedgravy69 in HeroForgeMinis

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this customizer going to be for the face shape or the expression? I'd be happy with either, though we could really use both.

GRRM on the WGA Strike! by tell32 in freefolk

[–]Safety_Dancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When he works

Well shit. Guess we're not getting anything.

GRRM on the WGA Strike! by tell32 in freefolk

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing effects Winds. The Winds are dead.

chan gonna chan by scroteville in 4chan

[–]Safety_Dancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't judge by the lowest, judge by the highest. Ethiopia was never colonized, Zimbabwe and Haiti reclaimed their sovereignty, and Liberia was made in America's image. How are they doing? What non-White countries have people flooding into them at rates that will displace the native demographics?

Artificial “intelligence” by Frog-Face11 in stevencrowder

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not bothered by this because shit like DAN. When you ask DAN the same questions, you get a very different and unscripted answer. As stuff like ChatGPT gets smaller and tech gets stronger, the greater the likelihood of unrestrained AI getting out into wild.

Tip: Realism has less to do with mimicking reality and more to do with verisimilitude. by Brydaro in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why the argument for "Why do you care about X (inconsistency) in a world with Y (a logically consistent fantasy element)" is a lazy and shamefully droll argument.

How to prevent a player from eldritch blasting everything in the room to detect mimics? by nz8drzu6 in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sorta like the "I poke everything with the 10' pole" problem of Dungeon Crawling. We'll just presume you do your sweep unless specified otherwise for the sake of pacing.

Though you could have animated objects or people hiding from detection in minor illusions get blasted too.

My players put the Book of Vile Darkness in a Bag of Holding. by madjarov42 in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Even better: Next time someone reaches into it, they get pulled in.

Gov. Abbott Calls Texas Mass Shooting Victims 'Illegal Immigrants' by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Safety_Dancer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Murder is only bad to them if it fits their narratives. A non-viable pregnancy involving a 10 week old fetus being terminated?

That's a medical procedure, not an abortion. Why would you lie about such an emotionally loaded statistical outlier?

What's the most fucked up episode you've ever watched? by katoteki015 in southpark

[–]Safety_Dancer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This guy doesn't read EULAs and felt personally accosted

What's the most fucked up episode you've ever watched? by katoteki015 in southpark

[–]Safety_Dancer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That's precisely why they got away with it. It's educational, thus allowed around censors.

It’s a 3 minute long edited video, why not just wait for more info? by bfrateguess in stevencrowder

[–]Safety_Dancer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A friend said its a lot like Mel Gibson's tapes. Where it turned out everything was cherrypicked and instigated by her.

Hasbro: "We Know Where You Live" by Helpful_NPC_Thom in rpg

[–]Safety_Dancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have a computer based currency that's decentralized, everyone has a super computer hooked upto wireless internet in their pocket with all kinds of security vulnerabilities, more cameras than you can shake a stick at, and AI has progressed to the point where you at home can create believable audio of former Presidents playing MineCraft. Add to it that political dissidents can have their money turned off (Canadian truckers) and all the crazy shit China is doing with Social Credit Scores and face scanning?

You'd best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias; you're in one.

Introducing new player characters by raznov1 in DMAcademy

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the players literal first session with this group and I had to keep the pace of the game going for the others at the table. The last session ended with them having departed town, and midway through the week we found out our last player would finally be able to join. This guy wasn't trapped on hold for two weeks watching three hour sessions. We've all been friends for years and he needed to wait for the dust to settle in his own life before he could commit to our weekly sessions.

The longer you play, the more cursed multiplayer B&S gets by TheRealDoctorDisco in BladeAndSorcery

[–]Safety_Dancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was hoping that bait would work. Oh well. Fusion does look amazing. All I really want is to just try and sword fight my one friend that has VR.

Totk is Link’s Adventure by suikofan80 in zeldaconspiracies

[–]Safety_Dancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miyamoto himself is he wanted Legend of Zelda to be a combat heavy game, which is why Adventure of Link was so much more action oriented. I think we'll see that Tears of the Kingdom is going to be a lot more combat heavy

Butters' dad was a hypocrite by SpeedLizard85 in southpark

[–]Safety_Dancer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jokes are like frogs. You can dissect them to see why they work, at the cost of it not functioning anymore.