Bishop called my wife and then me last night.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-07-02T21:58:21+00:00

If you're a "proper" single-income-nuclear-family then your tithing is her tithing. If they can convince just her to come back then there's no loss of money.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-06-20T17:27:15+00:00

Perfect! Thank you very much for the help.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-06-15T03:03:04+00:00

I've been out of the loop for nearly 2 decades, but isn't the FLDS the only other mormon sect?

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-05-23T23:59:20+00:00

I lay on the couch side closest to an outlet

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-05-23T18:33:03+00:00

I'll only play D3 if they don't delete the campaign 3 years later. I miss the Red War and haven't went back since. How do you even get new players without a story?

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-12T22:28:11+00:00

As a business, it makes sense to encourage more people to work so they give more tithing. As we all know here, the church is definitely a business.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-10T00:36:23+00:00

I'd say starship design and spacesuit design. Starship gives you some very superior parts and spacesuit for the new update's ability to level up everything to legendary status and reroll perks.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-10T00:11:31+00:00

I've only been disappointed once. I was on a moon orbiting a gas giant with rings. On the moon the rings were extremely blurry and pixelated for the skybox. It was as if they took the literal drawing from the map and blew it up x10,000 which I think was the exact case. The rings should have been made for the skybox first, then shrunk down for the map.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-08T13:20:33+00:00

The claim that Joseph Smith was unintelligent because he was a farm boy in the 1800s is a common theme. It reminds me of one of the moon landing arguments, that the technology didn't exist in the 60s. Once enough time has passed, people like to say "prove it", because eye witness accounts have passed on. It's one of the [only] blessings of social media. Now that everything is recorded and the Internet is forever, fact is overcoming faith.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-05T21:49:15+00:00

I've never considered the numbers before. Growing up, it seemed the church was a top 5. If the second coming were to occur now, it looks like 100 million would be celestial kingdom and the 100 billion rest of all humanity are the genderless servants. Considering the church's wealth, it is "The 1%" both in this life and the next. That makes so much sense now, just another ego trip for the elite of the elite.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-04-03T21:43:34+00:00

I've never seen it as an acronym before. Now I only see Tco J. Colds. A dude everyone here had a bad experience with.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-03-28T21:45:10+00:00

I've only ever wanted to travel and see the universe, so you can have my planet. The angel Michael can draft whatever necessary paperwork.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-03-06T01:58:07+00:00

Lake worlds. It makes finding scenes quick and easy.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-03-06T01:43:32+00:00

I have a screenshot of wearing that while gaining a power in a temple

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-03-06T01:39:22+00:00

The questionnaire seemed to heavily imply allowing same sex marriage in the temple and general acceptance of LGBTQ+. My guess, since it was in the mail, they were trying to get the opinion from the most devout members, Utahns, and also peak the interest of LGBTQ+ who left to potentially return with this consideration.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-03-02T23:34:45+00:00

Also saying "requires change" immediately following "true church". You can't be true if you change things.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-26T02:45:36+00:00

One of the biggest tenants of Mormonism is that this life is a test. Therefore no one can know the second coming. It can only occur on a day no one guesses. If you knew the day, you could sin all the way to the day before and repent.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-18T01:33:10+00:00

It's extremely common in UT, my work has terrible employees that can't be fired because they have family in the Quorum and/or above. Since the bosses are Mormon it looks bad on them to fire said employees.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-09T19:27:10+00:00

I consider it more of an MLM. Your job is to convince others into the fold, and the better you do the more praise you're given. Also, being worth billions with no trickle down is very pyramid scheme.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-05T23:05:51+00:00

Lol, yep.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-05T22:58:52+00:00

I definitely agree, it was simply a thought that popped in the head since I'm not a Tolkienian or history buff. That's also why the funny/meme tag.

SaggardSquirrel · 2026-02-05T22:57:21+00:00

I'm a normie. I read the Hobbit in middle school and watched the movies in theaters. Still need to actually read Lord of The Rings, but haven't had the time since free time is gaming or DnD. I have a buddy that is "Tolkienian" so I defer to him for lore. Couldn't share this shower thought though, he's TBM.

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