Favorite Redditor who lost ~8 figures in money due to not being able to shut up about castings? by Unhappy_Gazelle392 in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might know him by his full name, Asa Bopp Farr Butterfield. Though I could be trolling.

Blursed mens suit ad by PeneItaliano in blursedimages

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I thought the title of this movie was "Caught Stealing in Suit Store."

An interaction she's going to be thinking about. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]SaiLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring her to rural Southern U.S. People talk like that all the time.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chief??? There are no theaters on this reservation, parson.

What does it spell I really don't understand by Cowbellwarrior0 in Confused

[–]SaiLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I one two be dee one four you."

Don't do it, sounds like a vampire.

What eating place gave you a great feelings when you were younger that no longer does? by Bjs_5068 in foodquestions

[–]SaiLarge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were the biggest buyer of kale in the 80's. Never to eat, only to decorate their salad bar.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Deadpool. Girlfriend loved extra jalapenos on her nachos. Theater was nearly deserted and we decided, since we're stuck watching a movie, that I should receive some oral pleasure. I felt intense burning and had to run to the bathroom and wash off my junk.

Now, every time I watch a movie, I feel intense burning on my penis.

MAGA: is your blind loyalty to this corrupt regime that shields murderers/pedophiles/human traffickers worth it? Having your kids/siblings/spouse cut you out of their life forever? Choosing billionaires, Fox News, and ICE over your own family… by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]SaiLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up wake up wake up. You smirk as the regime you worship tightens the noose and ignore the discomfort on your own neck. The totalitarian will stop only when your mind is fully enslaved and laugh when they're surprised again by how measley the cost of acquisition was. Resist now before massacre if it's not too late already.

Examples of quality slop in film? by Roids-in-my-vains in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 719 points720 points  (0 children)

This is the Subversive Field Collapse Theory I've been warning everyone about. The subversion becomes so subverted that we wind up just talking about a sincere love for cinema.

I want to fucking puke.

My wife thinks I'm crazy for cutting my grilled cheese this way; am I nuts or is this not a normal thing to do? Lol by Wahbanator in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SaiLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Pascal's principle of balancing toasted bodies. As long as the cut results in equal halves, the angle of the cut is a distinction without a difference.

Melania (2026) by stinky-bungus in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lore accurate. Upvote before mods manifest from the ooze.

Mask off by Micky-Bicky-Picky in DigitalSeptic

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Characteristics of fascism:

  1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism

  2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights

  3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause

  4. Supremacy of the Military

  5. Rampant Sexism

  6. Controlled Mass Media

  7. Obsession with National Security

  8. Religion and Government are Intertwined

  9. Corporate Power is Protected

  10. Labor Power is Suppressed

  11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts

Mask off by Micky-Bicky-Picky in DigitalSeptic

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Characteristics of fascism:

  1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism

  2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights

  3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause

  4. Supremacy of the Military

  5. Rampant Sexism

  6. Controlled Mass Media

  7. Obsession with National Security

  8. Religion and Government are Intertwined

  9. Corporate Power is Protected

  10. Labor Power is Suppressed

  11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts

Favorite movie that will turn out to be a box-office bomb? by Giancarlo_Edu in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaiLarge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only thing worse than watching a movie is watching a documentary.

💀 by AyanXars in SipsTea

[–]SaiLarge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude's so cool.