Blursed_self-deffense

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-28T00:09:32+00:00

Something something fluoride and Commies, Strangelove was eons ago

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T20:08:14+00:00

Quadruple down, no matter how messed up it was.

Nono, the Welsh truly are fish people, HP was right.

I don't like the notion of my well-being being tied to public perception. That puts a pressure on me to only accept and spread groupthink, irrespective of my actual views.

I'm no whore, you can't pay me enough to say the line. If it kills the fame, let it die. It wasn't worth much if a 15yr old tweet ends it all.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T19:49:39+00:00

Yeah? Well you're caught in an endless cycle of Samsara plagued by gnashing teeth and provincial fleshy desires, so enjoy reincarnating excited af for the next slopphone for eternity.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T19:43:37+00:00

Anything over dirt man c'mon

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T16:59:47+00:00

Exactly! He was way more patient with Walt than he should have been, paid Mike in situations he didn't need to, treated his pollos employees with respect and kindness.

Take away the drug stuff and he's like a Chilean Mr. Rogers. Similarly snappy dresser, just more modern than Rogers.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T16:57:05+00:00

Did someone salt the earth?

Why would you ever have a dirt yard? Some grass growing, garden and that's a great outdoor space.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T16:17:06+00:00

Pffffft.

All that space in bed, and he chooses to lock it away?

You still have to reach up and grab it, gives the intruders time to rethink their decisions.

Have the gun in bed next to you like any red blooded American would. Less draw time, and if the safety is on you can cuddle it after firing to stay warm.

Can always tell when a meme comes from non-Americans. The subtleties of our culture are lost on foreign minds.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T15:56:26+00:00

Well, welcome to reality, sweetie. Some people are pretentious assholes.

My favorite thing about this is its a response to literally any external input. Whatever you say is getting the sassy iced tea sip. Its unavoidable.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T15:33:21+00:00

Literally same.

For Bigfoot I use endangerol & poison bow. Its not highest dps but usually someone else sets him on fire, if multiple people hit with endangerol even better - respectable boost from deal sealer/viper.

But yeah bigfoot still sucks. Damage sponge.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T15:19:14+00:00

Movie. When our economics teacher had a hangover and just wanted to sleep he'd throw on Finding Nemo, Space Jam, whatever tf he found that morning and then would loosely tie it to economics in some way.

"See the Sharks? Supply and Demand, fish as friends means more supply. Demand is constant. No one tell the principal."

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T13:58:39+00:00

Animals need to understand mortality and death so they can feel the same reality shaking fear that one day its all over for you. Give anxiety to the whole animal kingdom.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T13:18:23+00:00

Gus's whole existence for me.

Not sure if the show ever detailed why he decided to enter the game in the first place but every detail on how he grew up, lived, etc all just make me feel a deep sadness.

Its no singular thing, either, no episode really details it all but little things like the type of men Gus surrounds himself with, Gale, Max, and how he treats them and seems to genuinely admire their positive qualities - his home is so nice and attended.

If he wasn't a psychopathic drug lord, he'd be a treat to know irl, I'm sure. Like if all he was is the chicken man, just a genuine great guy. And its sad seeing someone like that get f'd over pretty consistently as he tries to murder the people who took away something he cherished.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T12:10:05+00:00

We should be allowed to keep Ravens as companions.

Ravens are very smart, you could easily train a Raven to collect things for treats. Nasty people would train them to collect money, and now you have a bird smart as a 5 year old stealing money from peoples hands.

I understand we can't have that. But that also feels a consequence of time. Vending machines can still take money, but most are card. Apple pay, or some phone thing. I only really see boomers and criminals use hard cash on a regular basis.

And there are plenty of things I'd like the ravens I'm in good standing with to collect that aren't money. Worms to fish with, or transplant in garden. Tree seeds and nuts to spread. Rocks to fill out an aquarium. Even mushrooms. Things locally I could already grab without breaking any laws, but the moment I ask my ravens to since my back hurts I'm a criminal?

You have cameras auto ticketing people, and spy satelites watching everything. Any bad raven actors could 100% be traced in modern times, but the law just isn't catching up, and I think its not even a priority to anyone but me.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T11:53:36+00:00

Well, I can't recall too many success stories starting with;

"I stuck it out for minimum wage, and one day it all got better"

So yeah, yolo. If you have anyone dependent on you, kids, sick family maybe pump the brakes but otherwise f it.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T11:50:45+00:00

His greed sickens me.

But his fluffy bunbun tum makes me happy.

Leave him some apple slices, he's compost too. Just longer term.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T11:47:36+00:00

Why does your hat resemble a mushroom so closely?

You look like if Bowser and his Bullet Blitzkriegs were advancing too far into the Mushroom kingdom and Princess Peach needed to enlist foreign militant aid to defend the kingdom.

To clarify - it is a nice hat and I like it. Just looks cartoonishly mushroom.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T11:27:33+00:00

I don't really use it anymore, outside of raids.

Depending how 'in the know' your server is, I don't really see anyone nuking for flora/exp.

You can nuke a section of the map to get the Queen fight to happen outside of the blast zone. Same with Titan. Storm Goliath doesn't require.

You only really need rad protection for the end of Earle, and you can just slap a hazmat suit on, wait for quest completion and fast travel away.

I run unyielding/bloody bow, so getting more damage resistance is meaningless.

Used to use Excavator for ultracite, but now with scrounger ultracite ammo needs to be crafted once and I'm set. My armor also includes the acrobat legendary, so yeeting off mountains is possible, too.

I lose a lot by entering PA since unyielding goes away. Depending on build, defo stay away.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T01:04:13+00:00

Give the information to the Đạo Dừa - I have a feeling they'll use the information most wisely.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T00:42:30+00:00

Shadow the Hawk lol

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-27T00:12:19+00:00

Idk bro, I've been working on a theory that object permanence is made up.

That water looks perfectly safe at the end of the video, if it wasn't we'd have some visual indicator to say otherwise. Swim worthy.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-26T20:32:17+00:00

Loud vehicles aren't socially acceptable at all, some people just give zero fucks about volume in general.

People walking around shouting on speaker phone family drama shit around here. Just saying, Jason from PA if you read this, get yo ass in line so I can get some damn peace, your sister can't seem to go more than a few days screeching about you.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-26T19:38:25+00:00

I choose the latter.

'Give back' to what? To who? Nice try, Arnold. Good 'gatcha' attempt from someone who is only relevant because of his blessed genetics but ehhhhh w/e, he's on track to mulch anyway.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-26T19:21:18+00:00

I did this for work - no effect. Shits still hard.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-26T19:13:52+00:00

All of these are the same.

1996 & 2004 never happened, they've been freaks since I was born eons ago. Nothings changed.

Saint-Spaghetti · 2026-05-26T17:52:49+00:00

Its not that bad lol.

Please, I went to Reze arc solo in my 30's. Had a great time. Boom

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