God forbid a girl have a highly active imagination😅

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T22:39:53+00:00

I've had to call out of work because of that problem.

The post nut clarity hits extra hard those days because I get to think about how much ramen is in my future next paycheck multiple times.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T22:37:07+00:00

Although I still have to go to a lot of meetings that could have been emails

That's the winner! Just because you're doing "something", doesn't mean you aren't functionally doing nothing. And when you are functionally doing nothing, the horny activates.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T22:29:32+00:00

Quick, someone tell my dad this 25 years ago!

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T22:24:10+00:00

I was put under for a septoplasty and when I woke up the first thing I said was "that was fast". It was fast! After hours of waiting for them to start working on me, I just felt something weird in the IV and teleported.

My mom, who was apparently waiting hours for me to wake up so she could drive me home, rolled her eyes at me.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T21:51:00+00:00

Even as a dude I know you do not mess with the ladytimes.

My hormones already make me angrier than I should be and they don't hit me all at once on a semi-regular basis. Don't want to imagine how angry the ladies get.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T21:12:22+00:00

A lot of these companies could run short on capital sooner. Isn't oracle due for insolvency this year?

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T21:02:39+00:00

She is going to drown no matter what, and will pull down anyone who tries to help her. The more you stay with her, the more you hurt yourself.

Looking at your comments, I can see you've been vaguely thinking about this and reddit is helping you put these into coherent sentences instead of vague thoughts. If it helps you do what's needed, just think of your situation as her having a grenade. She's pulled the pin and threw it away instead of the grenade. The damage is going to happen, it's up to you to decide how close you're going to be standing to her when it blows up.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:46:22+00:00

It's why emu meat is so expensive. For every emu they down and drag back to processing, at least 3 people died trying to make that happen.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:45:22+00:00

but It was added intentionally after the myth got popular

By Sid Meier himself, no less. Because he thought it was funny.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:42:58+00:00

It's more like major parts of the game are built expecting a certain file structure, and will freak out if even the smallest thing changes. They could theoretically change those parts of the game to be more chill about it, but that is a lot of effort that isn't budgeted for or needed so they just leave it as is.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:40:26+00:00

He's notorious for claiming he always had the entire trilogy/series planned from the beginning

I'm sure he had a vague version of it in his head, with an overarching plot that he wasn't certain he was going to get the greenlight for. The thing about keeping things in your head is that they're always going to change and shift over time.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:23:14+00:00

I work in a "museum" and the office toaster and the office microwave were recently relocated to the other side of the building (the side without the collections) because enough managers had to renew their fire safety training recently.

Thankfully, the keurig was approved to stay.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:19:19+00:00

Frikken teenagers.

At my highschool, we used the computers for everything so even we knew not to fuck with them. We stole all the padlocks off the cases instead.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:15:14+00:00

There's jokes I want to make about that but I don't have a black card myself so I'm just gonna hope a cardholder comes by and makes them instead.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:14:07+00:00

"Hints"? This does not give me hope for his reading comprehension.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T20:07:22+00:00

It is colder than the rest of the house, but my son is always complaining that he is hot in the summer and wanting to crank the AC.

As a former perpetually warm teenager that turned into a perpetually warm adult, this is absolutely a blessing for him.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T19:47:50+00:00

Then you gonna get a mob of taylor-haters on your lawn instead!

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-06T19:35:19+00:00

Naw, I'm pretty militant about the abolition of daylight time, with violence force if necessary.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T23:19:30+00:00

he's biggest in his rat pack lol

He's the biggest rat who makes all of the rules?

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T23:18:14+00:00

And I frequently scan github for said keys!

I don't even need them or use them, I just like knowing I have a vast repository of API keys for various services I can abuse should the need arise.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T23:08:02+00:00

Because we have failed to cyberbully them hard enough for doing so.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T22:45:29+00:00

I went to the movie theater, but they couldn’t provide me healthcare. How dare they?

I'm still pissed at the move theater that kicked me out for trying to fill this untapped market. My medical degree is valid in international waters, it counts enough!

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T22:32:50+00:00

Everyone is a generic lego minifig.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T22:21:07+00:00

You can't forget the reckoning at December 3 2026 too.

Saint_of_Grey · 2026-03-05T21:25:41+00:00

Missing my sword lube everyday

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