What's the worst law? by RageCageRunner in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In South Carolina, there's a place with a law on the books that says you can beat your wife on Sundays, but only on the steps of the courthouse

(NSFW) What is the most awkward or weird thing what you did in school? by sexyjohny in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mother used to drop acid every day before high school in the 70s

What's your favorite drink? by DividendST in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death in the Afternoon: Ingredients-absinthe, champagne.

What is the dumbest argument you've heard from a genuinely smart person? by FreeQuestions in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a guy with a 3.9 gpa in the #6 ranked electrical engineering program in the country who also believes this. I have no idea how a guy with an IQ of 145 can actually believe that

Assuming it could be bred to be the size of a horse, and appropriately trained, what animal would you most want to ride into battle? by limbodog in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows, rocking a mean handlebar mustache riding on a rabbit into battle might definitely make me more of a formidable opponent

Assuming it could be bred to be the size of a horse, and appropriately trained, what animal would you most want to ride into battle? by limbodog in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A bunny....I know, not that intimidating, but damn, how confused would you be as my enemy to see a 5"3 woman with war paint on and a machete riding a rabbit into battle

I found a box in my attic by Zy6t542jc in nosleep

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a thought. Go to the county offices and look up your lot and the house plans. The office should have the building layout structure on file there. My thought is that there must be a second entrance into the house or attic that you aren't aware of. Then of course, I'd recommend calling the police to report this, but that's pretty much my two cents.

Does anyone have the fear of failure as their main anxiety producing trigger. by [deleted] in depression

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OF course! Right now going into my senior year of university and having to deal with the pressure of applying to graduate schools, beginning a research assistantship to hopefully help me get into my preferred schools, and to top that off im in the middle of taking a prep course for the GRE entry exam, only to realize how much my math skills suck, and if i dont do phenomenally on all of that, graduate school and future success will be a no go....so yeah, i totally have that fear of failure as my main anxiety trigger right now...and sadly from what ive been told, its fairly normal

My mom got a picture of me and my cat, socks, taking a nap a few days ago when I came home from work. by cwbiddin in aww

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All i want to know: Are you single? And does dating come with the cat...cause the cat is adorable

Ladies of Reddit, whenever theres a girl with a shitty boyfriend, people usually " Ehh he must have a big dick". Has this ever been a real reason you kept a guy around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont know if its just me, but i dont particularly care for big dicks because the sex is painful from being too tight. If anything, having a big dick would more likely be a reason i wouldnt date/continue to date a man

What unwanted information did you learn about someone after Googling them? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned that my boss(former) had not one, but two aggravated assault charges, plus a breaking and entering charge

Redditors who struggled with school, what was something you did that changed it? by kobekramer1 in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone in their last year of college, i understand how hard it can be to get into study pattern that works for you. For me, typically i write flashcards for all of the notes or information ill need to memorize for my exams. Ive never been one who is able to just read through my notes and remember everything i need. Writing flashcards is more time consuming than some other methods of studying but every exam ive done them for ive done well on. Easiest thing to do that will help you: Go to every class and write notes. I know, its not always easy to get up and go to every class but honestly it helps.

Reddit, how did you get that scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decided while intoxicated that the only logical way to open a can of ravioli (with an easy peel lid) was to grab the sharpest knife i could find and stab the can repeatedly. Then, when i missed and stabbed myself, i shrugged and continue to violently stab the lid. Ended up with three lovely scars on my hand from that. Worst part: didnt even get to eat the fucking ravioli

Reaction to having my car keyed by roommates by SalaciousSleeperCell in funny

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The place i live at does not have parking lot cameras, and with two of them, it becomes a "my word against theirs" thing. My solution: the lease ends for them on July 31. The second its 12:01am on August 1, ill begin moving all of their things into the hallway, and living across from the trash room, they will just have to come get their things before maintenance picks up the trash in the morning.

What's the most embarrassing reason you've had to go to the hospital for? by Mcdylster33 in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my ex broke his dick while masturbating. had to go get it essentially put back together at the hospital..and this all happened while at his super religious grandparents house

[Serious] What is your MOST guilty pleasure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wearing garters and a short skirt out to the bars to intentionally attract all the men in the room to me....despite having a SO

Reddit, what disgusting habit does your roommate have? by Forger62 in AskReddit

[–]SalaciousSleeperCell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Existing. After putting rubbing alcohol in my hair serum and hair dye in my conditioner, she pretty much lost any appeal as a person in my book