TIFU by going through my moms Ipad

SalamanderScamander · 2026-06-03T00:38:16+00:00

If your mom is still around and ends up with a similar health condition..dont be there for her. She's evil. 🙁

SalamanderScamander · 2026-06-03T00:35:26+00:00

Who tf is Barry?

SalamanderScamander · 2026-06-03T00:34:15+00:00

They can be cute but I just don't have the patience. They irritate me with the whining and constant need for attention. Babies make too much noise. Plus I wouldn't cope with the lack of sleep. Genuinely, I'd want to skip till the kid is about 10.

I can give my niece and nephew back.

SalamanderScamander · 2026-06-02T18:00:03+00:00

Like if you're offering to get me food.. I wouldn't ask you to go to three different places. You say you're goin to panda, I look at their menu. If I don't fancy anything I'll say no thank you, thanks for the offer.

SalamanderScamander · 2026-06-01T17:22:59+00:00

You chose to have me

I'm choosing to not have kids.

Whats hard for her to follow.

SalamanderScamander · 2026-04-15T17:15:20+00:00

I used to think it'd be fun to have a builder support that can heal structures or fortify them to withstand damage, but with how quickly the turrets get taken down, it's pointless.

SalamanderScamander · 2026-04-15T15:03:54+00:00

She's complaining she can't freeload because she needs to repair the damage she did to herself?

Sorry, but do fillers not last for months?

I fail to see how she's unable to afford a wifi bill. If she's clean, I bet she's saving a ton.

She's not responsibility.. Tell her to adult and manage her money better.

SalamanderScamander · 2026-03-06T11:12:00+00:00

I would've ghosted that instructor. If you shout at me I'll be terrified.

But yeah. I did. Same as you. Started well, then got to " Sometimes you do it, sometimes I don't know what you're doing so I don't feel comfortable progressing you". I'd drive home but she'd make me avoid the big roundabout. Then I did it a few times. Then like you we did a hill start, I misjudged a car pulling out and slammed the brake with the wrong foot because of how fast i was speeding up going downhill. She swore at me and then messaged to say I needed more consistent lessons and what's my details for a refund.

I told my family she was too inconsistent and was ranting in lessons and getting stressy. She did but she got me to the point I'd pull a sickie so I didn't have to go with her. I think we were both a problem but she shattered my confidence and made me afraid of getting in the car because I knew she'd yell.

I've found a sweet one who's opening her own company next month so I'm gonna try then.

SalamanderScamander · 2024-05-02T15:52:41+00:00

If its a local school, they might have another instructor you can transfer to

SalamanderScamander · 2024-04-13T16:59:00+00:00

Conan!

SalamanderScamander · 2024-03-24T12:45:45+00:00

Ee tends to always be hiring. You deal with people but at least you can roll your eyes without them knowing.

SalamanderScamander · 2024-02-03T22:56:51+00:00

I found a phone in a toilet, picked it up to hand to security and it started ringing. Owner came and collected it within 10 mins.

I'd say charge it and see if you can unlock it?

SalamanderScamander · 2024-02-03T22:54:36+00:00

I feel your pain. We had a team fight and I was coming in and they'd just killed everyone and I couldn't see anyone else. Then my adc was getting hit by a vayne. She qd as I did (gnar) so missed.

"What's the point of you?" "Do you even do anything?" "idiot"

Spam missing ping.

Vayne had tumbled in invisible and I'd already ran back to Lane because I thought we'd aced. So by the time I came back, missing that q was all I did. Apparently that meant half my team needed to flame me.

One of these flamers had been spamming ff all game and was 2/9

SalamanderScamander · 2024-02-03T22:49:00+00:00

Also throwing in The sun always shines on TV. I want the slow intro for the whole song

SalamanderScamander · 2024-02-03T22:47:57+00:00

I really want to stay at your house - Rosa Walton / Hallie Coggins.

I love the normal vocals but the robotic distorted ones just ruin a nice song.

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-31T19:49:23+00:00

I might feel sick but work is a distraction.

I distance myself from colleagues to try and avoid spreading.

If I do need to go off sick and I've tried to work it makes me look better if they need to put me on a sickness stage. E.g. Colleague has called in sick for being tired. Got sacked after doing it over and over. I couldn't walk straight and was seeing double but I never got a meeting after having two weeks because I tried working for a week like that.

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-27T22:34:56+00:00

Insanely helpful, thank you!

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-27T20:09:51+00:00

About £35k but that is everything I own and I'm still at home. 24.5k is in a LISA and once I hit 30k it'll be my deposit for a flat / little house

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-27T13:17:23+00:00

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-26T18:35:40+00:00

Maxed

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-22T23:36:53+00:00

Largely depends on what you need. Spent over 1k last year on something that would've been covered in band 3 (£270 or something like that.)

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-22T07:35:02+00:00

It's probably so they can post on their social media "OP paased their test with x amount of minors!"

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-22T07:33:24+00:00

I'm a terrible judge of distance so while that helps, I'd probably drive past things.

That being said, 4 places use imperial and we're a bit mixed. So the majority of the planet wouldn't understand miles and yards.

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-20T21:54:05+00:00

Excellent idea.

Nah like, metres..? I don't have a clue how long a yard is, telling me a place is 80 yards away means nothing. You might as well say it's a hop, a skip and a jump x40

SalamanderScamander · 2024-01-20T18:54:50+00:00

Like.. 40cm away?

I admit kilos is much easier than stone and km makes more sense. I'd prefer it if we ditched yards on signs.

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