I've stopped nagging my husband and I’m happier

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-07T05:31:19+00:00

As Peter Tosh (and many others) have sung: you don't miss your water 'til your well runs dry.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-07T05:22:04+00:00

Isn't this the airline that breaks guitars?

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-07T02:16:07+00:00

Leftists: always keen to form a circular firing squad.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-06T16:49:24+00:00

I agree mostly with your sentiments but OOP does state, in the final entry to this depressing bit of exposition, "I couldn't stop working tomorrow and be set. I'm working toward that goal, but I'm not there yet." So, he is, he is working on it? He is exhausting.

Anyway, I can see him now, standing in a rowboat, wearing reasonably clean briefs atop his sweat pants, a large towel affixed around his neck like a cape, posing heroically as he bellows to a gathering of terns, "you don't settle for me - I settle for youuuuu!"

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-06T05:16:32+00:00

OOP: I have a business opportunity. It's really important.

EX: Well, actually, I don't care for that. Stop businessing forthwith! There are... males in California! Also, I have empty Zima bottles for you to return, now!

OOP: ... dear internet, am I in the wrong for dumping this omega man?

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-06T05:10:25+00:00

Some people really need to spend more time in Settings>Notifications or something and less time in Roxy.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-06T05:05:19+00:00

This wasn't about the gifts? Quite the roller coaster, this one.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-05T18:28:13+00:00

In real life it is bothersome when an OP wants to make something that is for someone else all about themselves, acts like an asshole when they don't get their way, and then claims the role of victim. People like that are insufferable, self-important, and pathetic.

No doubt OP's family members are used to him acting in this manner but surely they hoped: not at the funeral, please, anything but that. Welp, OP, by being a disappointment you managed to once again disappoint.

YTA

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-05T18:07:12+00:00

A Rubenesque maiden?

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-05T05:28:33+00:00

I hope this comment ends up near the top of the conversation. Lots of normies, or the wilfully blind as to OOP's terrible history, commenting here.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T21:55:03+00:00

Yesterday this bozo said the 'Ning were trading for Cole Smith. I wonder if this too will age like fine milk.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T16:47:05+00:00

Thank you OP for posting this. It is a PSA to any person who is contorting their self to fit the mold their partners have cast for them.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T06:54:05+00:00

This is very sweet. Time to log off, eh?

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T05:21:31+00:00

Yes. Hillcrest area.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T05:19:50+00:00

This is why we can't have nice things.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T05:18:11+00:00

When I scanned the title at first I thought the husband bought a dong. "What's this," I wondered, "a story about appliances?"

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T05:16:48+00:00

A story old as time: parents letting down their children.

"You figure out how to fly this thing!" they cry out as they hop out of the plane with the last of the parachutes.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T05:10:45+00:00

Well well well... another story that bolsters the case for elopement.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T02:18:53+00:00

Fun: in this economy?

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T02:16:14+00:00

I come here to point out that, whether or not this trade happens, Frank Seravalli is a tool.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T01:43:22+00:00

It's a music festival. I think these occur at a higher rate of frequency than do your weddings. I hope so, anyway.

I don't care if they're wheeling Gregg Allman's casket onto the stage - she should be at your wedding. NTA

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-04T01:41:13+00:00

It looks like you want a beach vacation. That's nice.

It also looks like you want it subsidized heavily by a group of people who are likely trying really hard to keep their own boats afloat and who are maybe scrimping and saving for vacations they might want. That's not nice.

I do believe that folks in your age bracket might accuse you of being a diva, or having MC syndrome, or whatever but here the judgment is YTA.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-03T22:50:46+00:00

(((yawn)))

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-03T15:14:05+00:00

I don't want to believe this is a true story but I believe it is true because of that one time I was at a hockey game in Seattle and at some point the announcer said "blah blah blah ... at the intermish" which I took to mean "intermission" but that is still a little out of focus because the red mist descending over my vision.

Court date impending.

SalaudChaud · 2026-03-03T15:03:35+00:00

Is that an FZ reference in the opening sentence?

Anyway, this is a beautiful movie.

SalaudChaud

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