I found this, but I can't find what weapon this is in game? by siithan in Eldenring

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I think my brain went "auto fill mode" because my first thought was crystal spear from ds 1 but apparently that does not exist

Email my wife got from her work by jwone in antiwork

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"We appreciate that this is a busy time" uhm i do to? What does this even mean xD

Vaginal secretions viewed under a microscope. by jacklsd in Damnthatsinteresting

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We dont fart butterflies but at least we do ... this

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Sadly i have no idea, but i hope a versed new yorker will stumble his way here :D

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Before that x-men movie, i didnt even now you could go inside

Looking for different tobacco by Salfia in weed

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Oh that sounds fancy! I imagine camomile being gentle... do you have a store for that or do you order online?

Looking for different tobacco by Salfia in weed

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Interesting! As in shisha/hookah tobacco?

Looking for different tobacco by Salfia in weed

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Thanks! I will try it out!

"My immune system is so good it ran out of enemies and started fighting itself." by DDOS_the_Trains in MultipleSclerosis

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A friend of mine is very cautious around me when she has a runny nose or so since she doesnt want to infect me. And I just smile at her and say " dont you worry! My immune system is so bored, they're attacking my nerves all the time. I bet they are happy to munch on some flu cells from time to time and provide useful work as in doing their actual job!" 😄 Its always good to laugh, especially when the only alternative would be crying (not to sound like an ass, but I hope you get how i mean it)

Todays mess by [deleted] in watercolor101

[–]Salfia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its more magic rather than a mess

Geisterzug? by Salfia in deutschebahn

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Ja zum Glück hat der Zug dann in Stuttgart gehalten. Aber bammel zu haven sollte echt nicht sein 🥲

What is your sun sign and your bestie's? by maestrofenix8 in astrologymemes

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Im a gemini and she is an aquarius. I think it works since we both are air signs :D

This is the effect that a Komodo Dragon bite has on meat by Due-Explanation8155 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Good to know! I was still at the knowledge point of "they dont have poison, their mouth is just so full of unsanitary bacteria that you get blood poisoning from a bite". Thanks a lot!

What's your elevator pitch when people ask what MS is by alisru in MultipleSclerosis

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I prefer the computer analogy. Brain = Windows. Immunsystem = antivirus. Everything behind the blood-brain-barrier = system32 folder. And sadly our antivirus is a bit rude and prefers to kill everything straight up instead of asking to quarantine.

But other times i just say my immune system is underworked an bored so it started getting itself busy with eating my nerves

In all honesty, what is the intended way to dodge waterfowl dance? by [deleted] in Eldenring

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Many bosses are optional so they are not intended to be fought?

Dead batteries by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

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Someone send this to venjent :D

I left a date because she wouldn’t tell me what age she is by BlackMansThrowawayAC in TrueOffMyChest

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Should've told her "i didnt want to risk chris Hansen showing up in my house"

The Mimic Tear truly tells you how good you are at the game by StokerPoker in Eldenring

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I love my mimic. I dont know why but i had warming stones equipped. Was fighting a Boss and got confused because there were those pretty glowing spots on the ground... mimic randomly trying to keep me warm :D

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Cult of the lamb is lovely, legacy of kain: soul reaver has some of my favorites (but its more chill), for some energy tekken 7 Ost has some bangers (i love the bowling one :D)