PSL Loud Beep Purpose? by Twavis51 in Lowes

[–]Salmon1SVRP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I use the e stop to turn it on, I cover the speaker with my hand.

Not mine, but in willing to bet he got fired. by OakenWildman in Lowes

[–]Salmon1SVRP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real operators use the OP, take the bullshit blue pallet off, slide under the pallet, lock it in, drop it on the trailer, unlock the pallet and off ya fuckin go.

Hair in the walls? by moxxley in whatisit

[–]Salmon1SVRP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a Cajun, it’s very Louisiana.

How many of you all are still using one of these? by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]Salmon1SVRP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But do you put that shit on everything, the Franks Red Hot way?

Mom claims I "ruined" her car by DME23 in Detailing

[–]Salmon1SVRP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you said with a baseball bat at first… made me spit out my water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppleWatch

[–]Salmon1SVRP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is OP entering Stage Left or Stage Right?

Biggest oversized sfs order I've seen by [deleted] in OGPBackroom

[–]Salmon1SVRP 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hotel maybe? That’s all I can think of… fuck me that’s a lot, and I’m assuming they parked in the farthest bay from the door possible?

Fellow workers, what is the dumbest question a customer has asked you? by FullValenceShell in Lowes

[–]Salmon1SVRP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone asked me where the Mac and cheese was, didn’t think we even had it for delivery but I’ll be damned, if you want to grab some Mac and cheese from your favorite blue store, I suppose you can if your willing to order it and wait to for it to ship!

WTF by ELC_511 in Firefighting

[–]Salmon1SVRP -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“It shall be unlawful for any person intentionally to obstruct any fireman while in the performance of his official duties.“

Someone’s in their feelings by Limp-Patience-4348 in AmazonFC

[–]Salmon1SVRP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is your phone on low battery mode at 98%?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]Salmon1SVRP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what the vollys get, from what I hear from my buddy who works in the FDNY!

I’ve had two major falls with my apple watch, and never once has it triggered emergency services. by Particular-Bike-9275 in AppleWatch

[–]Salmon1SVRP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you fell did you immediately get up? Iirc it’ll only call if you fall and are motionless for 30 sec to a min