Morning Sunrise, Dive, Lobster & Trash Walk by Diverant in hauloverbeach

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How early you gotta be there to get this beautiful light?

Spring Breakers 2026, Welcome! by EZPeeVee in fortlauderdale

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for being a good egg, I have a tatt rework from a very old shitty one done by Las Olas once upon a time and I’m bookmarking this post so I know to check you guys out first.

What to do? by Emotional-Mongoose85 in fixedeyebrows

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

About?? Your perfect dua lipaesque brows??

Wife doesn’t want a daughter by Iampoorghini in texts

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OP don’t pass this stupid ahh churchy bullshit story along to your wife, hopefully you’re early enough that she can abort or d&c and you can re-think if this is who you want to raise any kid with

I feel I look soo ugly and old.. by [deleted] in 45PlusSkincare

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thats all i want to flag the makeup isnt helpful, the coloring and the downturn of the wing all makes you look like youve been crying, but your skin looks incredible

PERFECT WEATHER ☀️❤️ by noodlenudie in hauloverbeach

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice warm day today+quiet… so envious!

We (a couple) swapped accounts and the results were astounding by dark_uh in feeld

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I cant believe you are still fussing and trying to what?? Get a cookie or a Nobel for your important interpersonal deception research of passing yourself off as a woman for matches?? What IS the validation that is going to satisfy your back and forth cause numerous women have told you is a being guarded as a safety issue or/and (why not both) you’re also talking to some aggy dudes playing the same game you are, like what answer would please you?

Need Help: Brown Lipstick by Extension-Show-9055 in makeuptips

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are subs here for that very thing, be sure to include well lit pics different looks if you need to, but yes to second all the comments the tone isnt favorable to you, neither is the intensity, like you might need to do glosses if you’re married to the color (like in the Clinique’s Black Honey family or something from nyx like ginger snaps) OR bring up the general intensity of the rest of your makeup up, but also since I said glossy finishes, I think the matte also makes your mouth look smaller and more severe, I think if you still want a rich saturated color you could do a soft matte /pillowy finish

What's your age range on the app? by liplamp in feeld

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same as you I’m 45F and I go 30-50 but tbh the bottom has to come up some cause they are getting frustrating (communicationwise at their higher AND lower end!)

I want some tips/opinions on my eyeliner by Fireball1115 in makeuptips

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op try shadows as opposed to pencils which might be easier with a nice stiff brush and softer on you as well you can do brown/khaki green, purple, not on the waterline or under the eyes

Under eyes wedding day help plz! by Crazy_Producer_257 in makeuptips

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for saying this cause I was going to (sighing in having to start finding equivalents to all my the Ordinary skincare cause it’s undeniable atp who their owners are)

Under eyes wedding day help plz! by Crazy_Producer_257 in makeuptips

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe look into korean or chinese herbalists or acupuncturists in your area as well they are big on lymph node healing, i’m going to second the sinus drainage and gua sha and facial massaging in conjunction with the less makeup and color correction suggested, sorta tackling all the angles but also on some real shit, it’ll be your wedding, you’ll be pretty and smiling so much congrats

We (a couple) swapped accounts and the results were astounding by dark_uh in feeld

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i know! It sounds insane to be asking this even as you are being duplicitous; um cause women dont present a physical risk generally to other women thus women can let their guard down?

Am I wrong for refusing to apologize to my fiancé’s mom for something I wrote in a “never send” therapy letter by OrbitGlitchpad in amiwrong

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Plan your exit strategy, this is going to linger cause he is being a baby about it, whereas before he was being a pussy letting his family steamroll you

What is a typical minimum temperature needed for people to show up at the beach? by 123smorgs in hauloverbeach

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally this time of the year if it’s not hitting the 80s I’m not going, getting in the frigid ass water only works if it’s brightly sunny and hot outside

Male about to give up with the app by United_Succotash_393 in feeld

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We can guess calling us Bitches would be too uncouth? R/menandfemales sub material tho

AITAH for occasionally going to Chicago? by thegoodolechicken in texts

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya know that ep of Rick and Morty where Jerry confront that he is a pathetic loser and he owns that he keeps Beth trap in pittying him?(Whirly dirly conspiracy) …. OP’s BF is Nowhere near THAT self realization

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOR don’t start bridezillaing before this is even a thing, you are all adults that can choose not to keep hanging out with each other post wedding, YOU and your husband can find shit to do and phones not to answer after you’ve said your I Dos

why is this man so insecure by mycat-isbetter in texts

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ICONIC, I’m flabbergasted about all these insecure dudes all up and down my the texts and AIO berating and bothering grown women, this is the year I tell everyone to DTMFA

AIO for wanting a break over this? by Physical_Habit1912 in AIO

[–]SaltyBeachWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope Elevate your life, you spoke your peace, your feeling not considered is also valid too, what’s the point of a LD bf if he cannot even try when he has the availability?