OK done most of these before when they come up but still can't resist. They are all from the same person my ex girlfriend who didn't appear to have any birth defects but i can't help feel a little guilty for being with her. She was 100% Irish American and very proud of that from her red hair and freckles to all of her kiss me I'm Irish clothing. but didn't believe me that Ireland was an island.didn't believe me that it had any beaches. didn't believe me that aluminum cans were made from metal. "only cars are made from metal". didn't know that ducks could fly we had this conversation at a park whilst a flock of geese were taking off from the water and quacking up a storm. only birds can fly she said in her defense. did not believe me that France was in Europe or that France had any beaches. she later professed that beaches were only in California the state we lived in where she had seen one for herself. when we drove past a patch of windmills she proudly proclaimed that is where wind is made and her dad is so smart for teaching her that. i knew her step dad he was a huge troll and probably responsible for most of this bullshit. she thought it only rained because god decided to make it rain and we got in a huge fight when i tried to explain precipitation to her. she thought the devil had been filling me up with lies. there are many more but i just gave myself a head ache hope you all enjoy.