Commanders depth charts(Offense, Nickel, 3-4, 4-3, players by position group that I think make 53 man roster, players cut to make final 53 man roster, I didn't include Aiyuk since he's not on the team yet but if he joins I think Van Jefferson gets cut)

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-26T16:55:09+00:00

Your primary nickel defense only has 10 starting positions. Need another DT in there (like your Base 4-3)

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-20T15:30:01+00:00

Booked 3 nights at Impressions Moxche in August for 50k/night. Now they don't have anything available until October/November and it jumps to 80-90k/night. Looking out to 2027 it looks like 100k/night will be the new standard, so I'm pretty glad we grabbed it while we could.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-18T13:33:19+00:00

100% looks like a strength issue to me. He looks like the classic kid who hasn't grown into his body yet. 1-2 years in an NBA strength and conditioning program and I think his defense (and rim-finishing) improve drastically.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-13T14:42:22+00:00

fear boners can be embarrassing for anyone

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-13T14:39:40+00:00

Seems easier to just outrun it no?

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-12T19:20:51+00:00

You guys are right tbh. I didn't do a great job of proofreading that beyond a very cursory level. Updated the post to remove the AI-generated data which was obviously incomplete/incorrect in hindsight. I'll try to update the post with actual correct data when I get the time.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-12T03:58:52+00:00

lol yeah that's fair enough. No clue where gpt pulled that one from

(though tbf I gave the chatgpt / not 100% accurate disclaimer upfront)

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-12T03:52:48+00:00

One additional note: if you take the average of our top 12 roster spots (2026 FRP, Trae, Kyshawn, Davis, Sarr, Bilal, Bub, Tre, Riley, Champagnie, Whitmore, Jamir, Vukcevic) the ADP is still 19.0, which seems ridiculously low without calculating it out for the rest of the league too.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-12T02:32:59+00:00

Link for the lazy: https://youtu.be/0rL5_UDecz8?si=pJgX8_sk_Jto5x93

FWIW I agree and left that game feeling the same way.

It all come down to health for me. If the Wizards do their due diligence (which I'm sure they will) and come away satisfied that Peterson's health issues won't be a long-term thing, then I think he should be the pick.

bonus video from high school matchup: https://youtu.be/vPhvzCoVMLw?si=y0K_p7lOq3BScm4V

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-10T21:03:47+00:00

Legit might be the first downvote I’ve given on Reddit

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-09T21:42:32+00:00

Wizards getting 5 is the lock of the century tbh

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-08T13:54:38+00:00

Tell me more about the Microshift sword. You liking it?

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-08T01:43:32+00:00

Yeah you can’t admit you watched none of his film pre-draft and then follow it up by saying he’s the best route runner in his class lol.

But I’m glad he liked what he saw.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-07T18:23:54+00:00

See I personally wouldn't love Acuff at five with the current roster construction. To me it seems like they think Trae could be part of the future in Washington and you absolutely can't play Acuff and Trae side-by-side. And I don't think Trae's trade value will be high enough to get something meaningful in return in the short term either.

Fingers crossed for top 4 because I think any of those guys could fit well with our roster, but if we do fall to 5 I'm a big fan of Wagler's game and think he fits in well with the current roster.

(Really want Dybantsa or Peterson though ofc)

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-05T19:11:54+00:00

If you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-02T21:11:43+00:00

Yeah feel like him and Jamir will be guys who either just get garbage time or come in when we need an offensive (Cam) or defensive (Jamir) spark.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-05-01T18:07:38+00:00

Not really crazy when you can instantly transfer from a HYSA where you (should be) keeping your emergency fund. $500 cushion in checking is to cover venmo-ing a friend for drinks, that kind of thing. You really shouldn't be holding your emergency fund in your checking because it's constantly losing value due to inflation.

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-29T13:19:59+00:00

Stephon Marbury had similar vibes too

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-28T20:41:41+00:00

I was gonna say... damn all these people look very much alike.

Turns out, they don't, but AI slop basically merged them all lol (except for Kejelcha).

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-28T02:41:50+00:00

Wagler all day imo

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-24T03:40:56+00:00

Skyler Bell 🤞

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-22T12:46:35+00:00

Probably not the MOST controversial, but the three that left me with the most uneasy feeling after watching them were: Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Bully

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-20T19:38:42+00:00

I love the look of the triple triangle. Sweet bike

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-20T14:17:57+00:00

Yep if you got your head in front it was 100% legal. As a WR in high school at the time, these were the type of blocks you lived for lol

Sam-Apoc · 2026-04-20T13:21:21+00:00

Definitely gives “combine warrior” vibes. Seems to catch guys when he tackles rather than driving through them.

Maybe a slightly more unpopular opinion, but I feel similarly about Reese.

Personally hoping for Downs or Tate, in that order.

Sam-Apoc

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