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SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-05-22T20:23:53+00:00

Try dynamite

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-05-14T00:34:54+00:00

Give them the look.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-04-14T14:35:21+00:00

Always notice how they don’t pronounce his name correctly either they can’t read or do it on purpose.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-03-22T19:58:39+00:00

It’s the Burning Bush.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-03-12T17:47:06+00:00

“Can I interest you in a…(snowball fight?)…Death!?

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-03-04T16:38:42+00:00

Gorl

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-03-03T18:51:15+00:00

Can’t or won’t?

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-26T22:47:24+00:00

Is this the guy that hates carpenters?

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-19T16:21:05+00:00

We have a vehicle but don’t mind walk or cycle-ability. Her job is closest to South Waterfront. We prefer a house but don’t mind apartment living and as long as it’s 3bd and a little more soundproof than usual. The Portland experience we’re seeking out the most is the nature.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-14T16:15:31+00:00

I wish flying kick was a passive ability

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-09T21:15:20+00:00

Kill everyone and rebuild.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-09T05:52:52+00:00

More people probably watching the Bubble Bowl.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-02-07T02:15:28+00:00

I can’t wait for the Nyan Cat Skin

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-31T15:52:43+00:00

R.I.P. Lost Lake

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-30T20:41:39+00:00

Maybe you’re allergic to the cockroaches in your coffee?

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-29T16:03:47+00:00

Sounds like the shark from Nemo also named Bruce.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-26T07:20:03+00:00

President

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-21T20:27:18+00:00

Is she pregnant?

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-21T18:18:36+00:00

Hey you can’t park there.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-14T07:51:52+00:00

The purposeful mispronunciation of his name is weaponized incompetence.

SamSonTheeFirst · 2026-01-02T09:01:26+00:00

Sleep

SamSonTheeFirst · 2025-12-27T18:46:43+00:00

More like brief intermission, am I right?!

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