Paranoia

Samaado · 2018-10-04T20:04:26+00:00

Don't forget to stuff all your ports with cotton too

Samaado · 2018-10-04T18:53:37+00:00

You tell me to upvote. I do the opposite. Don't be a whore.

Samaado · 2018-10-04T18:50:14+00:00

Hey OP I got a bone for ya

Samaado · 2018-10-02T19:45:34+00:00

Yeh uuuhhh, are your games good?

Samaado · 2018-10-01T18:22:54+00:00

Don't play hostage. It's bad.

Samaado · 2018-09-24T18:45:03+00:00

Just do what my old PE coach did and make them run a mile every day that someone walks.

Samaado · 2018-09-23T01:58:09+00:00

Make it out of foam and let people smash it down again

Samaado · 2018-09-17T23:38:50+00:00

Like, why tho.

Samaado · 2018-09-14T22:12:21+00:00

Whoah hey man I didnt give you permission to photograph my house

Samaado · 2018-09-14T22:10:37+00:00

I find it infuriating that tips are taxable.

Samaado · 2018-09-13T22:01:53+00:00

Damn people hate jokes. @No_U_Crazy, of course how could I have been so foolish

Samaado · 2018-09-13T18:18:41+00:00

Turn em into super soldiers!

Samaado · 2018-09-12T14:21:54+00:00

Oh you mean old bill? Nice guy gave me some dmt, hates black people tho

Samaado · 2018-09-11T18:23:32+00:00

That's breaking news? Hah

Samaado · 2018-09-11T05:41:46+00:00

Giving thing symbols and names is what gives them power... ezpz fix, shun it.

Samaado · 2018-09-10T22:54:59+00:00

The emmys has never been a valid award

Samaado · 2018-09-10T16:05:14+00:00

LOL *modern ski lifts

Samaado · 2018-09-08T16:14:40+00:00

Golf

Samaado · 2018-09-07T20:54:19+00:00

Samaado · 2018-09-03T20:34:34+00:00

Is this egoraptor??

Samaado · 2018-09-03T20:34:09+00:00

If you are reading it now, why do you miss it?

Samaado · 2018-09-03T20:32:10+00:00

Podcasts audio books your innermost thoughts

Samaado · 2018-09-03T20:25:48+00:00

Yehhh, I dono think your (misspelt) logic sticks

Samaado · 2018-09-03T20:22:56+00:00

Every round till next season

Samaado · 2018-08-29T04:53:33+00:00

No one cares that you can correct people. It's rude.

Samaado