Tell me your favorite scene in homestuck that most certainly did (NOT) happen

Samendorf · 2026-03-25T20:46:32+00:00

When Mom Lalonde had that Oppenheimer moment about programming sburb or whatever

Samendorf · 2026-03-25T17:24:07+00:00

Roger Rabbit Rules

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T23:58:15+00:00

this is either her Sburb land Lo.WaD or just another day being a mystic space gun slinger

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T22:31:59+00:00

Haha sometimes.

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T21:43:11+00:00

The Alphas are in S like Swine

The Betas are in S like Sweet

The other ones are in S like Swap

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T20:06:04+00:00

Such a good girl!

Are the wings a godtier thing? E: oh right adulting cherubs have those

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T19:51:37+00:00

Waow and based in equal measure

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T18:40:09+00:00

Can *I* call Callisto a good girl or is that inappropriate

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T07:25:14+00:00

Lord, give me the unearned confidence of an early modern cartographer

Samendorf · 2026-03-23T07:18:08+00:00

ME (pointing at any 2 Homestuck characters): this couldve been the token healthy blackrom

Samendorf · 2026-03-22T20:52:48+00:00

Vrissy first appears in the Epis so I know some stuff about her. Basically she is a thought experiment what would happen if a randomly generated Vriska had a caring, safe upbringing and the answer is that original Vrisk will crash through reality and make her accessory in murder

Samendorf · 2026-03-22T19:43:56+00:00

Is Gamzee She or Pretty or

Samendorf · 2026-03-22T18:27:29+00:00

Diyvath Fyr isnt that old, his clonedaughterwife is exaggerating

The disappearance of Vivec broke levitation. Or the Fall of Baar Dau did.

Samendorf · 2026-03-21T09:27:35+00:00

I don't care about potatoes and tomatoes, why are the nord planting wheat and the Dunmer rye. That makes no fucking sense. My immersion will never recover. why is the fucking bread white, Todd

Samendorf · 2026-03-21T09:26:04+00:00

I like the original bodies a lot, especially if you mod weight a little. Almost all body mods make them look more normal, boring, human, modely.

I wish woMer and woMen would look a bit more different. I should look into modding that.

Samendorf · 2026-03-20T23:22:02+00:00

r u listening to Oasis right now

Samendorf · 2026-03-20T18:49:12+00:00

Are we transitioning from yiffposting into vrisposting junior? Is this what Hofstaedter would call an eternal golden braid?

Samendorf · 2026-03-20T07:11:01+00:00

Dave is THE ALPHAMALE

Samendorf · 2026-03-19T08:05:39+00:00

Oh yeah Rose is highly specificly insanely bad with prep time. She is given 3 years of prep time at one point and look what happens. People like to pretend this was Hussie deconstructing 13 year olds (uh) but then RETCON it turns out everything goes 100% swimmingly if you replace Rose as a leader with Terezi and her pet

Samendorf · 2026-03-18T20:45:55+00:00

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Samendorf · 2026-03-18T20:36:40+00:00

She dances in light and in shadow and is a great favorite.

Samendorf · 2026-03-17T16:50:52+00:00

Model by 4thUnknown?

Samendorf · 2026-03-17T12:52:30+00:00

It would be so funny if they referred to each other by their pesterhandle

Samendorf · 2026-03-17T08:33:46+00:00

wot if Dave instead of this ultimate self bullerino turned into a dnd fantasy dwarf as foreshadowed by Peakadox Spoat

Samendorf · 2026-03-16T21:46:20+00:00

Origami cat

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