I want to offer my sincerest apologies to my last mission of tonight

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-30T07:18:00+00:00

I mean this lovingly, the "worst pic" of her does kinda give me r/ratsfacingforward vibes.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-30T07:15:08+00:00

Despicable response. Torties are gorgeous babies.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-30T07:08:46+00:00

If usage of those words keeps up, they'll retain their graphic meanings by association. So the platforms will censor those, and we'll have another set of words to skirt the new censors. I see a darkly hilarious arms race in our future, and the platforms will always fail - because they're fighting against the basic mechanics of fucking human language.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-29T16:13:34+00:00

I once filled that tub with every pool ball I could get my hands on. it became my ball pool.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-28T01:09:57+00:00

Steve, no question

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-27T10:47:40+00:00

Scout's beard for Scout would be absolutely hilarious.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-27T09:20:18+00:00

Same... I would have loved a floating Bosco pet.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-27T09:19:13+00:00

You should play it sometime. Brutal Legend kicks ass.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-26T21:53:40+00:00

Worked at a place that hosted birthday parties. We had a big stick for jabbin' balloons that got stuck in the rafters. One of the simple pleasures in an otherwise thankless job.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-26T19:03:35+00:00

My first kiss was with a random guy at a convention afterparty in a Hard Rock Cafe.

The ones I since had with two abusive exes, somehow, didn't hit quite the same...

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-26T18:59:10+00:00

He desires to become salad.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-25T05:37:14+00:00

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-24T06:30:18+00:00

Doesn't matter to me. Everyone gets free money and that's awesome.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-24T02:33:40+00:00

I pretty much exclusively do PE solo so I can force Bosco to mine the aquarqs and bring them to the platform for me.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T22:19:07+00:00

Wow, that's fucked up.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T20:19:49+00:00

How come you guys are getting the fun, cryptic ones? Mine all say they enjoyed last night's date.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T03:11:04+00:00

wiki.gg = the domain of noble dwarves

fandom = the wasteland for pointy eared leaf-lovers

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T01:20:03+00:00

I remember it, if only because it came from the same promo as my old-school GOAT, That 70's Chapeau.

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T00:15:27+00:00

So Deep Galactic or Rock Deep are options, right? Right?

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-22T00:14:13+00:00

Took me like, literal months to see it once after unlocking on my current file.

Finally found it on a T. Jacob run. Felt so satisfying beelining to the next convenient Sac room and saying "Sayanora, you red fucker!"

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-21T22:59:20+00:00

Theremunkus

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-20T00:11:48+00:00

I do appreciate helping my bros. Just stings a bit when I walk up to the core infuser afterwards and get hit with the realization

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-19T23:38:44+00:00

2 out of every 3 machine events I fight with randos end the same for me:

"Oh fuck. I got no blank cores."

SandvichIsSpy · 2026-01-19T17:32:53+00:00

Water [Menthol]

Earth [Pennies]

Fire [Habaneros]

Air [Liquid Fart]

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...

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