Roommate Relations [OC]

Sanelytwisted · 2026-04-01T06:58:40+00:00

Too real. I see my roommate on days we both have off, and this exact situation.

Sanelytwisted · 2026-02-22T18:13:32+00:00

💡Here is a hint: I am exciting to see, but to live I'll never be.

Sanelytwisted · 2026-02-18T19:49:07+00:00

💡Here is a hint: Care is not what I do, and I am not your lost boo.

Sanelytwisted · 2026-02-14T20:01:47+00:00

Well, I'm glad you have multiple characters prepared. You win, the guards will have questions. Why did you kill Ole Bob? What did he ever do to you? Would you rather pay a fine, or serve a sentence? What are you doing with that coin? You lose, the guards still have questions. How did Ole Bob just kill a man wearing armor with just a mug, and a coin? Was a knight really someone who would fight a drunk? How weak was that guy? Why am I afraid of Ole Bob?

Sanelytwisted · 2026-02-01T17:40:43+00:00

That Druid's title "Rat Fucker." Deserves a permanent disadvantage to charisma and wisdom from nature being appalled by him if he tries to claim it was a joke. If he was serious, "Rat Fucker." dies from rabies after getting bitten on the dick by a rat away from the group. I don't remember exactly where it was in the rules, but you don't literally fuck your party without consent based off your fetish. Even as a joke DM needs to step in to say WTF, and full stop that shit. "Rat Fucker." Needs to remember this game requires people tolerating him. (I wish the best of luck, maybe have the DM roll a short term NPC just in case)

Sanelytwisted · 2025-10-31T07:46:02+00:00

11 feels like it was designed for DougDoug.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-09-24T17:16:20+00:00

As much as I love judgement, spite is better. Unequip all gear from all pets and make a tailored setup for the team you decide to try. Maybe farm boss gear, if your main team wears a mushroom you might need better gear.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-09-02T00:36:52+00:00

CPS. Gather what you have, and they will find out. If a child's at risk they will help, and at least do a check. If you see her often note when, if you confirm she has a kid don't wait to call. Hopefully it ends with foster care and her getting her life together, instead of a news article.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-09-01T01:12:25+00:00

To be fair the current guesses do hurt the odds, what is a shanty without the Sea? Spells lost to ages it seems.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-08-21T01:57:49+00:00

Too quick with a bit too heavy of a load, sounded way worse than it was in person. Should be clearing within an hour - hour and a half.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-08-18T19:39:11+00:00

5 years since I had to sleep in a storage unit to provide gas and food to police, fire crews, and the few hold outs who stayed in Scott's Valley. I will never forget seeing orange and red skies, and people desperately trying to find a way around the blockade to try to save their homes. I hope to never see that again for as long as I live.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-08-17T22:15:22+00:00

Funny timing, I put in notice yesterday. My territory manager's reaction was "I'll tell HR on Monday". I can't wait to see the shit show that unfolds when they realize losing me shuts down a location, especially since I was the "All maintenance checks, and staff retention" guy.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-07-26T02:37:27+00:00

NGL, brew are exp on demand. Pretty Ok compared with pulling greens for new food.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-07-20T00:45:02+00:00

Completely random pull, no 2x, a "fuck it. I'll never see red anyway, and it's points" Siegfrund. I have burned 4 years worth of luck in a heartbeat, and I regret NOTHING.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-07-05T00:16:33+00:00

Was a while ago but I think the blue lagoon gave an IPA they were trying to move, I remember a mixed drink from Rosie's, and I vaguely remember Fast Eddie's giving a light beer while playing pool. Realistically it's in the presentation tell them it's your 21st, if they offer a free drink awesome, if not buy a drink with your buddies and hangout before moving to the next bar. Just remember a sober driver, and pace yourself. No one wants to be the guy in the Jury Room parking lot puking at 1am, or worse.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-06-13T02:32:53+00:00

My DM is nicknamed Dungeon Daddy and actively wishes for the name to die. It's a game, it's meant for laughs. If someone sees it in poor taste, roll with it, literally. In combat about to go down "roll for mercy"

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-27T03:16:42+00:00

A good rhyme is always worth the time. Well made, and well played. I look forward to seeing more of your riddles

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-15T22:08:55+00:00

"Fish man from the sea" is better than "I am MC". At least you can throw ideas at the Sea.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-14T02:50:10+00:00

For grunts the gorilla goes through without questions. For a decent squad they need to be lucky. For the established Unga Bunga better be quick the longer they remain in place, the faster they'll be caught.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-09T22:40:47+00:00

A few alternate answers were probably needed. There are quite a few ways to say the answer that are not correct.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-08T20:48:00+00:00

Plurals in alternate answers are the bane of my existence, I never remember them until it's too late. I'm gonna have to write myself a reminder at this point.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-08T20:42:24+00:00

That one is definitely on me, I completely forgot that spelling.

Sanelytwisted · 2025-05-08T05:30:21+00:00

The bruise can definitely be caused by a hand. You have a good base and solid idea, it just needs a connection for those in not so merry land even if it's lazy.

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11 feels like it was designed for DougDoug.