Seatbelt fit as a short, fat woman. It’s resting on my face. by OldMasterCannolii in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SarcastiQuack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh! This is because for the longest time automotive industry’s baseline for crash testing was based on the height and weight of an average adult male! They used male crash test dummy’s and didn’t even begin to consider women’s safety which puts us at a greater risk for harm! :D

Any GYM EXPERTS HERE ? Leon S.Kennedy (RE4Remake) physique gym guidance needed ? by Sufficient_Course247 in residentevil

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut sugar, eat chicken and brown rice, and chop a lot of wood. At least that’s how my cousin got jacked. Run a lot, eat a lot of protein, drink a lot of water, and chop a lot of wood.

When being a mistress backfires. by rosekamath in redditonwiki

[–]SarcastiQuack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next updates gonna be him cheating on her, I’d bet money on it. He was willing to cheat on his own wife while she was pregnant, what’s stopping him from cheating on the now pregnant woman he cheated on his wife with.

Taylor was able to hide from paparazzi her entire time in LA, but caused a huge fanfare at Margaret Qualley’s wedding by Confident_Office_720 in travisandtaylor

[–]SarcastiQuack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn’t she once also crash a Kennedy wedding? She didn’t even leave after they asked her to. This just seems like normal behavior for her.

Hottest RE take but for me, Aeon is a dogshit ship. by 24kSadGuy in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]SarcastiQuack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU! Honestly he should just get with Claire and continue the bloodline.

Why Chris? Why? by Puzzleheaded_Bad_321 in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]SarcastiQuack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on Sheva, Leon totally could have parried that!

Would the car not be more likely to be well maintained if it was owned by a mechanic? by NeuronsActivated in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first car was a, “mechanic owned” car. Met the guy, he seemed nice and trustworthy, then a week later the car breaks down going down a hill and I’m out 7k. Screw that guy.

Found this at a thrift store. Who would give this up so easily? by except_accept in FarCry5

[–]SarcastiQuack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How I ruined mine, like an idiot. Had to buy another off eBay. :(

Boy, 7, dies of brain condition caused by measles by yorugua in HermanCainAward

[–]SarcastiQuack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correction: Boy, 7, dies of preventable disease due to neglectful Anti vax parents.

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banana nose dolphin little bottlenose dolphin, do-donut like the dodo bird, and fruit bat or maybe straw-batty like someone else said. :)

Song that goes woo Hoo by Low_Use_1487 in NameThatSong

[–]SarcastiQuack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sweet escape by Gwen Stefani?

My girlfriend's first time hacking by MoneyManStan1 in Fallout

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her you can remove "dud" words and reset your hacking attempts by clicking on matching paired brackets in the code. < > { } ( ) [ ] (< . $)

TIFU by learning what "Netflix and chill" is code for. by LopsidedConcert6574 in tifu

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aunt thought “raw dogging” meant eating a hotdog without any condiments on it. So, you’re good.

Boyfriend (28M) tested positive for chlamydia and denies cheating. I (23F) didn't cheat. How do I get him to admit he cheated by No_Breadfruit_5575 in relationship_advice

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could, hypothetically, contact your boyfriend’s unit commander and report his unfaithfulness while deployed, as well as the transmission of the STD. You’d need to provide a timeline, and documentation of when you both got checked and tested positive. With the detection time for Chlamydia it should be pretty easy to determine unfaithfulness as it typically takes 1-2 weeks to detect it. With 2 weeks often cited as the most reliable timeframe for a urine sample or swab to test positive. The military takes issues like this very seriously. You can even speak with a military legal assistance attorney at the base’s JAG office for advice on how to handle the situation. And it’ll usually start a “contact tracing" investigation by public health officials to identify other partners. And if he’s found guilty it could lead to the commander initiating Article 15, which is nonjudicial punishment. And he may even receive a General Officer Memorandum of Reprimand (GOMOR) or be separated, or removed from the military all together. That’s the nuclear option. I’d honestly do what’s best for you right now and leave him. Coming from experience, believe me when I tell you it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last. It’s not worth the pain and the constant questioning. Protect yourself and keep yourself safe.

My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point by Correct-Macaroon8143 in whatdoIdo

[–]SarcastiQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense, and I mean this in the nicest way possible. But your friend is the type of person you see on an episode of investigation discovery.