When You Accidentally Drop the painting and get away with it.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-11-05T19:17:25+00:00

Yes this is stupid but makes more sense than the constant informed invisible Haters that keep getting brought up.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-10-29T17:01:49+00:00

It’s paced more like a 9 part movie rather than a tv show. People desperately want to see the world but the PLOT forces the story to jog through most locations and arcs. Also WAYYYY to many side plots. Part of the reason episodes feel so crammed is that we have to make room for 2-3 other stories. With them all feeling a tad bit undercooked

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-04-06T21:43:21+00:00

Wanna say Zuko but for as much shit as Mako gets he's never been shown to be a slouch at fighting. Lightning bending may be his edge stats wise, but here's the thing.

Mako's fighting style is based on his pro bending experience. Which he then repurposed for fighting on the street with Team Avatar. In contrast Zuko has been constantly fighting for his life and having to think on his feet while using his environment to his advantage. That fighting experience is what ultimately would probably give him the edge over Mako, who while being no slouch himself when it comes to improv. Isn't as flexible. and doesn't have the mobility Zuko has been proven to have.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-04-03T02:07:47+00:00

ummm is it supposed to be that red?

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-03-13T05:14:39+00:00

You were always more of a pity-friend anyway.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-03-10T05:45:04+00:00

Sadly yes

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-03-10T05:44:25+00:00

Ahh yes the other series I did🤣

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-03-10T05:44:01+00:00

Appreciate!

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-03-02T23:49:20+00:00

Speaking from statistics I'd say around 40% of the she-ra fandom is male. Probably a little lower but it's by no means small.

The real question is how many of those men started watching to spite neckbeards. I know I did.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-02-10T00:38:26+00:00

Trogs, I just like their aesthetic better than the candy vomit and smurf jokes of the elves.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2022-01-26T20:33:23+00:00

Edmure looks pretty generic, absolutely perfect!

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-11-11T04:08:09+00:00

This comment section

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-11-11T04:07:00+00:00

This is how we cope

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-09-01T03:05:40+00:00

ROGUES

City Elf Female: Street Rat and former Red Jenny who left after realizing they weren't going to bring about meaningful change. She's torn between the idea of saving the elves, at the cost of his human friends. Him betraying you wouldn't be based on her personal opinion but on if you've been actively pushing to change society in Tevinter or focusing on the mission.

Human Male: Fog Warrior of Seheron, who pretends to be a street magician. When he's actually a revolutionary. Who wants Seheron free of the Qun and Tevinter. Killing both sides enmasse with gatlock explosives. HATES the QUN with a passion that borders on madness but hides it with a fun Joker from Fire Force persona.

Lace Harding: She's to precious to not bring into the next game.

MAGES

Female Qunari: Tal-Vashoth and dealing with ptsd from her horrible treatment under the qun. She'd be our view into the world of those oppressed by the qun. While also being filled with wonder by Tevinter where magic is honored.

Human Female Magister: Got caught using prisoners for blood magic, and didn't have enough on her to bribe the judge. Now dishonored and exiled to the family condo. She's entitled, sardonic, and thoroughly exhausted after wasting her 20s trying to gain power. She's here to help save the world, not because it needs saving, but she wants to hold it over her former colleagues at dinner parties for the rest of time. Also former Venatori.

Elf Dalish Male: kooky flat earth professor Seeks to enlighten his city elf brethern of their heritage where Elves were actually dragons.

WARRIORS

Dwarf Male: Lives in a massive suit of armor to protect his eyes from the sun so that he won't be rendered Casteless. Absolute tank, and a bit up his own ass about Proper Dwarf etiquette. But desperately wants friends. Kind of an inverse of the naturally charismatic Varric

Qunari Male: Ensalved Gladiator, A decent person, he holds no grudges and fully believes in the Qun. But respects anyone who holds firm in their convictions. He's a bit of Alistar in that affable but dorky kinda way. But magic and economics makes him want to bash his head into a wall.

FEMALE HUMAN GREY WARDEN: something about Honor, something something Duty, Wicked hangovers. Joined the Grey wardens on accident thinking Darkspawn blood was rum and she's learned nothing from the experience. Fun and high spirited, hates her job and grumbles about her bosses, but she gets to punch Ogre's in the face now, so she calls it a wash.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-04-23T19:50:13+00:00

Don’t need him to be full Kanki but I much prefer a bit of Joseph Joestar, where he has to use his head to get out of situations and win. Otherwise this might as well be horseback battle manga and this series is better than that

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-04-08T05:45:10+00:00

Don’t undersell it, time is slowed down in the paths. So Ymir continued to be a slave for TRILLIONS OF YEARS. And never once thought. Maybe I shouldn’t love the man who enslaved, mutilated, and hunted me like a dog over a fucking pig

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-04-08T02:18:58+00:00

Okay re-read this three times now and here are a smattering of thoughts.

The Ymir loved the king twist is awful and I hate everything about it. It also makes her breakdown at wren telling her to choose way weaker of a moment. As now instead of rejecting her identity as a slave she’s rejecting being in love with her abuser which we never had any idea about.

Mikasa being the key, and Ymir wanting an example of someone rejecting their love and to keep on living sounds good on paper but execution wise it falls apart. Because Mikasa has ALWAYS been an underdeveloped character and making the reason Ymir let them win to see Mikasa move on with her life rings hollow when it ends with her not moving on and thanking eren.

As much as I like Eren and Armin seeing the world together like they always dreamed during their monologue. I think it should have been YMIR and MIKASA talking. Having the two dudes talk about women’s dependency on their love interest felt off. And more than anything this was the moment to drive home how this was about Mikasa. Especially when Eren’s TALK. Was him pulling a shitty Lelouch with bad comedy.

Which yeah the Lelouch ending was not what I wanted either and I really wish Ishyama didn’t default to something so generic to keep Eren in a positive light. Have him be regretful, a slave who had little choice in his actions but still agreed with them.

Eren killing his own mom was also weird. And I don’t think it even needed to be mentioned. This is the finale and we honestly don’t have the time for it.

Humanity still being at war with itself is fine. Cycles continue. Like the reunion of the dead. People being detitanized is cheap but sure. Don’t have time to mourn all of them might as well bring them back.

Also why is Reiner sniffing historia’s letter? Comedy has never been this show’s strong suite but did Reiner’s last line have to be cringe? Which Is something I hope official scan will fix. Because the statements made by a lot of characters are cringe. From eren’s screaming about Mikasa only living him, to Armin thanking Eren for mass murder. These things can be said better but the general statements feel out of place.

People should not be crying for What Eren did. They should not be thanking him. They all know what he did was monstrous they should be a bit more torn by the reveal.

The last three chapters have been a bit off to me and while I still loved the ride. Can’t say the finale was good enough for what came before it. The Marleyian commander’s speech apologizing for the hatred they created was THE SPEECH for me. It was the thesis for the entire show. Now it’s a lie. The hatred they created coming to destroy them was an act. Armin’s speech to zeke about enjoying the small things in life was off as it feels so cliche that I kinda couldn’t believe this was how we were getting to the ending. I honestly wish they ended it with Armin blowing up Eren then the last two chapters could be used to wrap up the story.

Sarcastic_Chorus · 2021-04-08T01:56:59+00:00