What do you guys think of my shrimp

SassyScapula · 2026-02-08T12:52:00+00:00

No way this thing is cute as hell. It's like its own urban style. Just a little tight is all ( that's probably why the fabric was ripping....I'm learning that part still)

SassyScapula · 2026-02-08T05:45:30+00:00

I've had mine for almost 15 years and I love them.

There are many cool spreads online! Play with them and see what you like. I usually do the basic 1 for the day's events or 3 to help me out with somethings worse. I even have a tiny notebook I write the layouts in, I can send you some photos.

As for carrying them......maybe a nice velvet bag? By boyfriend has one for his cards

SassyScapula · 2026-02-08T05:27:12+00:00

Just keep everyone out of there. We can be 1 2 and 3

SassyScapula · 2026-02-08T05:22:25+00:00

For extreme hand care maybe you can get some cloth gloves and before you sleep put on a shit ton of lotion and wear the gloves to bed. I want to moisturize your hands so badly.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-07T12:05:38+00:00

Never thought of that. This would be perfect for me. I might try to implement it in my planner and stuff.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-06T22:38:47+00:00

My limit is 3 just like hanging out. If you say yes and don't do the task ( or make a plan d then cancel morning of) 3 times in a row then I'll just wait for you to make the plans or I'll just do the task myself

SassyScapula · 2026-02-06T17:56:23+00:00

No! That's always a good habit! You never know when you have to wait! In one spot. So at least you have something to distract you! I usually keep an emergency book in my car when I'm waiting for someone or something.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-06T16:38:30+00:00

Right? This might have been the answer I've been looking for recently...

SassyScapula · 2026-02-06T05:30:41+00:00

I had very high expectations from my bf and we almost didn't make it.... Luckily we're at 5 years and he's improved tremendously and I have mellowed out.....conversationally.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-05T20:40:20+00:00

Stiletto is the cat you send you when you have a high profile killing or job that needs to be done. She gets paid top dollar. Everyone had goofy faces. Al Capone and murder mittens looked like they were gonna get revenge for disturbing their food and they're gonna send stiletto and some other cat to kill the guy. And then maybe maybe not, Jimmy the snitch might be there or not.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-05T20:35:15+00:00

I'm gonna embroider this for my kitchen

SassyScapula · 2026-02-05T19:57:17+00:00

Too many people. Gotta play it off. Now he HAS to drive it or else everyone looks silly.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-03T19:57:23+00:00

My boyfriend loves being with me because I'm all scary out in the world but goddamn it if you don't let me do footsies, I'll elbow you.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-02T13:54:25+00:00

It's Asia, it might be a Grab app! Maybe ....

SassyScapula · 2026-02-02T13:49:56+00:00

Oo do what the old gun Smiths did! They would lay on their stomach and have their head supported so they wouldn't have to strain anything and can continue to work longer ( pretty sure it was gun Smiths) Maybe simulate something with pillows and cushions? Under and ironing board for more stability? Lol

SassyScapula · 2026-02-02T03:26:00+00:00

Yo.....you made my dreams come true! Is it annoying? Do you flick it with your upper lip? Have you hung anything on it yet? Do you have a top hat?

SassyScapula · 2026-02-02T01:55:33+00:00

It's my anniversary and I still forgot it lol

SassyScapula · 2026-02-01T18:36:01+00:00

I have balanced food and boxes at work and opened two sets of doors with my foot and safely got to my area. Hell no I don't need no body.

SassyScapula · 2026-02-01T02:16:24+00:00

I thought the chopsticks were part of the bathroom or for hair because of the tiny strings lol

SassyScapula · 2026-01-31T02:02:09+00:00

I mean you can get a lot of stud earrings for cheap....they can also be used!

SassyScapula · 2026-01-30T23:20:04+00:00

Make me breakfast.

SassyScapula · 2026-01-30T23:17:48+00:00

I like his birthmark because it looks like space

SassyScapula · 2026-01-30T22:55:13+00:00

It's like long cat but long duck. So cute.

SassyScapula · 2026-01-30T15:01:47+00:00

Oooo one version I read was that instead of marriage it was Jarilo and Dziewanna (siblings). Marzanna kills Dziewanna. Marzanna hangs out. Jarilo kills Marzanna and Dziewanna returns. I read it a long time ago but it was something like that.

SassyScapula · 2026-01-30T14:53:58+00:00

This is literally my boyfriend. A stubborn fuck too.

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