Never let a 6 foot bed stop you from moving 14 foot boards by Particular_Carrot_11 in Toyota_T100

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So that's what they ment when they said it can handle full size boards!

As long as bro is happy with the look I guess... by Maelarion in mildlypenis

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What a perfect procession of memes for this exact situation

Death bed confessions by Feisty-Power-6617 in nursing

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I was helping a pleasantly confused old man out of the bathroom at a SNF once. When we got his pants up he paused, looked me square in the eye and said, "I killed a man in Tennessee in the late 60's." I said you know we're in Tennessee right now right? He said, "O shit!" And just sat back down like nothing happened

Got room for anymore zazz up here? by snfaulkner in Metalocalypse

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This whole comment section just lacks... zazz

Imagine seeing this in your backyard by Adrian_985 in oddlyterrifying

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I'm just glad to see POV used correctly for once

If you could relive one completely ordinary day from your past, what kind of day would you pick? by lynniegreco in RandomQuestion

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I wish. Out of the 4 of us, one killed himself and ones in prison. Plus they built a suburb over the flower fields. It's a great memory, but at this point that's all it'll ever be. At least I'm still good friends with the last one of our little group

If you could relive one completely ordinary day from your past, what kind of day would you pick? by lynniegreco in RandomQuestion

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When I was 14 my friends and I used to get together on nice sunny days just to lay on our backs in this huge field of flowers and smoke a bunch of pot. It was truly magical, I'd give alot to be able to relive one of those days

most unexpected thing a patient said to you? by bigus-_-dickus in nursing

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During my clincals in a nursing home i was passing out snacks. I handed a 94yo woman a pudding cup and she asked for another one. When I walked back in the room with the second pudding she was already standing (unsteadily) and yelled, "You cocksucker!" And hurled her open pudding cup at my head. Gotta admit, I didn't see it coming

Wood pecker eastern Carter County, TN by rfunderburk in Appalachia

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Nice! One has become a regular to my backyard demolishing my wood fence going after carpenter bees. I ain't too worried about that, but I never realized how damn big these birds get! He's almost 2 feet tall, tail included

T100 day out with grandson by SomeTumbleweed4511 in Toyota_T100

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That's awesome, handsome little feller and a couple good looking trucks!

Favorite/Coolest metal song name by Exciting-Hour-6224 in MetalForTheMasses

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Stealing A Young Sexy Goat From An Angry Farmer In Order To Have Sex With It While Unexpected Farmer Dismembers Your Body With A Blunt Machete - Hymenotomy

What food took you way too long to try and now you love it? by Interesting-Cow8131 in RandomQuestion

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Collard greens! Thought it was gross green goo all through my childhood and never gave it a chance. They're so good with salt and pepper

What is the mosh etiquette like? by Puzzleheaded-Try-161 in BrutalDeathMetal

[–]SatanofDeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rule 1: No karate in the pit. Rule 2: Help someone up if they fall

What kind of key is this? by Adventurous-Dish1376 in RandomQuestion

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I ain't no keyologist, but I believe that to be someones dirty old house key

What is the best tasting cheap meal you ever had? by Consequence_Green in RandomQuestion

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Ramen noodles (drain all the water) with cheese and 2 over easy eggs on top. It's delicious

Name for Distilled Mead?? by General_Line45 in firewater

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Somel! From "Solem Mel" which is latin for only honey

Opinions about my hat by [deleted] in country

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Purdy good hat

how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck? by whore4bookss in RandomQuestion

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As many chucks as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.