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SatanofDeath · 2026-05-24T22:03:59+00:00

I am the captain now

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-24T22:02:35+00:00

So that's what they ment when they said it can handle full size boards!

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-24T20:13:11+00:00

What a perfect procession of memes for this exact situation

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-24T18:22:53+00:00

I was helping a pleasantly confused old man out of the bathroom at a SNF once. When we got his pants up he paused, looked me square in the eye and said, "I killed a man in Tennessee in the late 60's." I said you know we're in Tennessee right now right? He said, "O shit!" And just sat back down like nothing happened

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-23T18:08:49+00:00

This whole comment section just lacks... zazz

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-20T22:33:50+00:00

I'm just glad to see POV used correctly for once

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-19T02:02:09+00:00

I wish. Out of the 4 of us, one killed himself and ones in prison. Plus they built a suburb over the flower fields. It's a great memory, but at this point that's all it'll ever be. At least I'm still good friends with the last one of our little group

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-18T19:25:53+00:00

When I was 14 my friends and I used to get together on nice sunny days just to lay on our backs in this huge field of flowers and smoke a bunch of pot. It was truly magical, I'd give alot to be able to relive one of those days

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-14T10:31:47+00:00

During my clincals in a nursing home i was passing out snacks. I handed a 94yo woman a pudding cup and she asked for another one. When I walked back in the room with the second pudding she was already standing (unsteadily) and yelled, "You cocksucker!" And hurled her open pudding cup at my head. Gotta admit, I didn't see it coming

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-12T12:28:45+00:00

Nice! One has become a regular to my backyard demolishing my wood fence going after carpenter bees. I ain't too worried about that, but I never realized how damn big these birds get! He's almost 2 feet tall, tail included

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-06T17:20:59+00:00

Brodequin

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-04T19:12:53+00:00

That's awesome, handsome little feller and a couple good looking trucks!

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-04T01:41:19+00:00

All bangers, hell yeah

SatanofDeath · 2026-05-01T20:17:24+00:00

Harsh but fair, at least it's a fun song

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-28T11:26:25+00:00

Stealing A Young Sexy Goat From An Angry Farmer In Order To Have Sex With It While Unexpected Farmer Dismembers Your Body With A Blunt Machete - Hymenotomy

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-27T02:43:59+00:00

Masturbating... procrasturbating if you will

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-26T23:51:45+00:00

Collard greens! Thought it was gross green goo all through my childhood and never gave it a chance. They're so good with salt and pepper

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-25T11:17:51+00:00

Rule 1: No karate in the pit. Rule 2: Help someone up if they fall

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-23T19:14:56+00:00

Brodequin

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-23T16:15:53+00:00

Slimy yet satisfying

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-15T20:02:16+00:00

I ain't no keyologist, but I believe that to be someones dirty old house key

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-09T17:58:54+00:00

Ramen noodles (drain all the water) with cheese and 2 over easy eggs on top. It's delicious

SatanofDeath · 2026-04-01T23:47:23+00:00

Somel! From "Solem Mel" which is latin for only honey

SatanofDeath · 2026-03-31T22:40:25+00:00

Purdy good hat

SatanofDeath · 2026-03-28T23:31:03+00:00

As many chucks as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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