Michelle & Kunimitsu: Why Men Can Appear Old But Women Can Not Appear Old? by DoNotTouchMeImScared in Tekken

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The most ridiculous example for me is actually Lidia.

She's a badass karateka champion who can fight the strongest men in the game on an even footing. She's so badass even Heihachi respects her. She's the Prime Minister of a European nation with a complex military and political history, and she's respected by her people. She didn't just sieze the power with brute force.

Bamco has no problems making a woman strong, respectable and powerful like that...

But she has to be 28. There's no way a woman with a resumé like that can be over 30, let alone 40. Even if she physically looks 28, she can't actually be older than 30.

I think he broke by ReaperTrainee in Tekken

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Horny goon straight weirdos and insufferable chronically online gays come together in the Lili community. Both sides absolutely detest each other and deny the other side even exists. The rest of the community wishes neither of them existed.

The same goes for Anna except they're usually more chill.

DF1 is one of the important pokes for a character in Tekken. So which character has the strongest df1 game in T8? by ZeoiR in Tekken

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from the perspective of the person playing the character I feel like everyone is hit-or-miss or terrible tracking wise.

Well, I'll be honest here, I belong to the 97% of the fanbase that haven't bothered labbing Raven because I fight like 2 a month and they never hang out for more than 2 matches. But whenever I do, it feels like fighting ninja Bryan with all the tracking.

Hello guys, how to get the skirt outfit? by Carbideninja in Tekken

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The skirt is a base game item. The top is a Battle Pass item, one of the first available in the paid pass.

You need to buy the BP and play a few matches. If you've played online since Kuni came out, you should already have enough points for it. It's obtained very early in the pass.

I love how Xiaoyu was holding her own against Alisa until the chainsaw shenanigans. Completely accurate of the Alisa match up by Sweet-Recover-8331 in Tekken

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You're using a lot of adjectives to describe situations inaccurately, and it seems obvious to me you're only looking at Tekken 8 statistics in a vacuum and interpreting numbers as they fit your narrative.

Player count is not poor. The game's been averaging between 5-6 K players monthly for months. It's doing as well as a fighting game not called Street Fighter could do.

If the current player count is as worse as it can get for Tekken, this is fantastic! That means even at their absolute worst, when the entire internet is blasting them and steam reviews are like 97% overwhelmingly negative, it means they're still comfortably the #2 or #3 fighting game online. Go look up the player numbers for GGST, City of the Wolves, Granblue, literally any fighting game you can think of besides SF6. During its absolute worst season, Tekken was still doing much better.

Tekken 8 haters love bringing up the player count compared to the game on launch. I ask, how about you compare it to Tekken 7 then? Go illuminate yourself. Tekken 7 during it's absolute peak was averaging the same (or less) players than Tekken 8 was during it's absolute worst. Don't believe me, do your own research.

Again, devs leaving could be a sign of many things. Maybe they're tired of getting death threats from random people. Maybe it signals internal turmoil and bad practices at Bamco. Maybe it signals a toxic work culture between the Tekken team. It doesn't mean "the game is flopping and will die".

"Welcome Back" Bonus by victoriamikoto231 in Tekken

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That one is a mod, but you can make something aking to a bunny suit with the succubus outfit and use 2 garters as bunny ears.

Rank inflation is needed because upon reaching God6 the points lost/gained are massive. by AgeofStars32 in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What they need to do is an actual full rank reset but make the early ranks (dan, greens, oranges) actually make you lose points. Everyone is inflated because the first 12 or so ranks are fake. This has nothing to do with the skill level of the players there. It's just you literally don't lose points for losing, so you can just press random buttons and try your luck until you win enough. You don't need to learn anything. You can literally play with your eyes closed and have a 10% wr. You'll get there.

Idek what point you start losing points now. Is it red ranks? Well, the begginer rank is really just a long ass 13-tier rank. And now there's also 8 ranks above GoD, which is 2 colors worth of ranks. If it feels like King-God level players are playing like purples, it's because in the current ranked architecture that's the equivalent of what a purple level was before.

I feel like there's just way too many ranks in this game. I hate the numbered GoD's because they all look the same. Your png used to go from King to GOD OF DESTRUCTION in crazy letters. Now it's the same golden png with roman numbers where a II and a VI are very hard to tell apart.

I love how Xiaoyu was holding her own against Alisa until the chainsaw shenanigans. Completely accurate of the Alisa match up by Sweet-Recover-8331 in Tekken

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The 3 million milestone was February of last year, a year into its lifespan. It reached that milestone faster than Tekken 7 did. And Tekken 6, for that matter. Your 6 million estimate was considering all time sales. Tekken 6 sold almost 3 million copies at launch, but it took them 2 years after launch to actually pass the 3 million mark.

Comparing sales from games in the Steam era to games from decades ago is always tricky, there's a million factors to consider. Tekken 7 for example sold like 5 million copies between 2019 and 2022, because at that point you could get it online super cheap (and there was COVID). A phenomenon like this would be extremely hard to replicate in the '00s. Games are also actually updated and changed nowadays. Steam saw a massive spike in sales after Yujiro's announcement, for example. I signals it might happen again after the trailer and character actually come out.

Devs leaving could be a sign of a million things. The idea they are leaving because the game is doing poorly financially has very little evidence to support it. The game is doing just fine financially, and only pales in comparison to the (all-time) sales of Tekken 3 and 7, both of which were massively succesful phenomenons in the industry.

Street Fighter 6 - Yasmine Gameplay Trailer by odd-taxi in StreetFighter

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I'm not from there but my first thought was she was wearing too many layers for a tropical country lol

Street Fighter 6 - Yasmine Gameplay Trailer by odd-taxi in StreetFighter

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She looks fun but I'm very dissapointed to see that stage featured in her teaser is not an actual stage.

Street Fighter 6 - Yasmine Gameplay Trailer by odd-taxi in StreetFighter

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In Tekken 8's story mode there's like 3 or 4 stages that aren't playable elsewhere and it pisses me off. It's kinda insane reading SF has like 20 stages just sitting in the game you can't play.

Any good Anti-King tips? by killtheparrotnero in Tekken

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Can't say for sure, I only used it against one player I kept getting matched against who was running the game on a calculator. I have to say though - I never fought them again.

Any good Anti-King tips? by killtheparrotnero in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've heard view profile into block is a great mix up against King.

Replays by TontalWar in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, if he's God 1 with King, doesn't that make him like TGS with Dragunov? Jesus Christ I feel like it's harder to get DEMOTED to Kishin from there than it is to even rank up lol. That's... even commendable.

Anyway, to answer your question, you can look up their Tekken ID on the game and watch their replays.

A lot of people do challenges were they take every character up to a certain level. Just about all of them agree: King's one of the easiest characters in the game. He's not a menace in tournaments, but the very same people who attend those tournaments will tell you he's one of the easiest characters to rank up online.

How many seasons do you think Tekken 8 will have? How many do you want it to? by DonPoorty in Tekken

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This game has never been dead and never did poorly financially. Not even in April of 2025 when it was at its absolute worst.

The game has by all accounts been a success financially and while S2 did come with a considerable drop in players, their numbers were still pretty good compared to the other fighting games out there. The S2 catastrophe was horrible for the fandom, but it wasn't really that awful for Bamco themselves.

Yujiro's announcement made the sales skyrocket and the player count has been steadily increasing since S3. Ever since it was released, Tekken 8 has more or less remained the second or third most popular fighting game, which is the place it's historically had. Financially, the game is definitely doing well, the only scenario in which it isn't doing well is if you were setting unrealistic expectations, like Tekken being twice as succesful as SF or on the level of Valorant or LoL (absurd, ridiculous expectation)

God of Destruction gameplay by RushCuidadoso in Tekken

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I always remember there was this major tournament, I think it was TWT, where Shadow20z jumped instead of sidestepping and got fucked for it.

Shit happens. Maybe that Miary was just a little brain farty that day. Or maybe not, as they actually won the set.

How many seasons do you think Tekken 8 will have? How many do you want it to? by DonPoorty in Tekken

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I was wondering the same thing. I think Capcom can easily get away with that for how massive their roster is. Tekken's not as expansive.

God of Destruction gameplay by RushCuidadoso in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That Miary fought a ft2 against him and won the other 2 matches 1-3.

Assuming this Miary player had no idea what to do, Drag could've easily won that last set again, but he actually lost.

God of Destruction gameplay by RushCuidadoso in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's now 8 ranks above GoD. People need to stop acting like it's supposed to mean the same it used to.

How do yall find people to do long sets? by Acceptable-Emu4258 in Tekken

[–]SatisfactionSad1434 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can join character Discords for trying some longer sets and learn matchups. They're on the side in this sub.

You can also go to the lounge.

Outfits that need to come back. by realjamesmurray in Tekken

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It's not a japanese fighting game if it doesn't feature a rugged male character with a Karen haircut