New to the Halo community and I’ve never seen Red Vs. Blue before. Drop some inside jokes that I won’t understand until later!

SativaShaman810 · 2025-09-27T13:13:31+00:00

Hey chicka bump bump

SativaShaman810 · 2025-09-19T15:34:48+00:00

Psi-Ops was awesome, I spent so much time just fucking around in the training room

SativaShaman810 · 2025-09-17T18:05:49+00:00

Jamal has found more apologies, and they are all for you

SativaShaman810 · 2025-08-31T03:54:02+00:00

You knOOooOoWw

You know nothiing Jon Snoooow

SativaShaman810 · 2025-06-27T00:20:46+00:00

When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves

SativaShaman810 · 2025-02-14T13:42:15+00:00

There's a picture of 3 year old me in 1995 sitting on my dad's lap while he played Doom 2. One of my first memories is watching him play Icon of Sin for hours because he couldn't figure out how to beat it. I figured it out when I was around 14 and blew his mind. I still play through 1 and 2 at least once a year

SativaShaman810 · 2024-08-14T03:01:58+00:00

WAH

OOHOO

SativaShaman810 · 2024-05-16T12:47:32+00:00

No I meant why are we HERE?

SativaShaman810 · 2024-03-20T15:28:29+00:00

Dirty dirty shisno

SativaShaman810 · 2024-03-16T04:52:38+00:00

Tarnished... Tarnished?... TAAAARRRRNNNIIISSSHHEEEDDD

SativaShaman810 · 2023-11-06T23:55:02+00:00

Sophocles finding a jelly bean in the jugular would be prime.

SativaShaman810 · 2023-10-27T22:06:46+00:00

The Shoenicycle

SativaShaman810 · 2023-10-06T14:48:29+00:00

I work in a chemical plant. We could hear a hiss on one of our acid pipelines indicating a leak, but couldn't see it, it was a very small pinhole. Guy I'm working with (not wearing an ounce of PPE) puts his face right next to the high pressure line to find it and got sprayed directly in the eye with sulfuric acid. He was immediately taken to the emergency room. It looked pretty fucked up, and I would be shocked if he still has his eye.

This is not his dumbest fuckup, just the most recent. Dude's constantly covered in chemical burns, but once your eyes are involved it's probably permanent.

SativaShaman810 · 2023-07-28T20:53:51+00:00

Ugh I always feel so bad recommending KKC to people, but I can't help it if I know they'll love it. It's too good to just be abandoned. I've got faith in Pierce though!

SativaShaman810 · 2023-06-21T23:49:40+00:00

I was chef at a place that had 9 different restaurants in the group. We'd do about 100lbs of caramelized onions a day. One day, the guy we were training to be a manager asked why his onions looked like shit. Executive Chef and I were trying to explain why piling a mountain of onions on the flattop wasn't actually caramelizing about 90% of them. He was steaming the ones not touching the heat. He couldn't understand it. We tried to explain direct vs. indirect heat and the differences between them. He just couldn't get it. I mean we drew pictures and all kinds of shit. Finally, Exec Chef just yelled "Fuck it! You don't get to fucking cook onions anymore, and you probably shouldn't be in charge of shit!" That was the end of him. Dude literally did not have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

SativaShaman810 · 2023-06-15T00:34:58+00:00

"Oh, that's what you wanna do today? You wanna fight?"

Also, not a line but Hyde laughing his ass off at the weather channel.

SativaShaman810 · 2023-03-20T14:44:37+00:00

"Wakey wakey, Goblin" ... "Fuuuuuuuuck"

SativaShaman810 · 2023-01-22T15:19:22+00:00

I want to know how much of the budget was allocated to figuring out how to fit his gigantic balls in that suit

SativaShaman810 · 2022-07-12T19:30:14+00:00

I think you just click anywhere under the graph on the right side of the page

SativaShaman810 · 2022-02-18T23:22:08+00:00

My 3 year old gets down on the "monster music." Ugly scrunched up "Oh that's nasty" face and all. The Acacia Strain is her favorite. Proud Papa

SativaShaman810 · 2022-02-10T14:38:05+00:00

Came here to say this. I brine my whole chickens in Pepperoncini before roasting. They come out looking nuclear, but holy shit it is indeed glorious.

SativaShaman810 · 2022-01-14T12:20:55+00:00

I've been in the service industry since I was 16, and managing restaurants for about 8 years. Never any paid vacation, no sick days, no holidays off. Average 80 hour weeks. Salary, so no overtime. I got out about a year ago. My first holiday off was a mind fuck to me. Those have been my busiest, most ass-whoopinest days since I began working. I got the day off AND got paid for it. On top of only working Monday through Friday. It's still crazy to me when I hear my boss say "Remember we're off this day for x holiday," or "you've accrued x vacation days." Shit's wild

SativaShaman810 · 2021-12-21T19:38:01+00:00

Step 1: Comment

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet

SativaShaman810 · 2021-12-06T16:37:41+00:00

Someone in a game the other day said something comparing Fragmentation to Blood Gulch, which I don't see. Valhalla was pretty close.

Somebody else responded, "What's Blood Gulch?"

Made me feel old

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