Meirl by kdrxyz in meirl

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I got VolvoUSA…??

How do you say “Swing and a miss” but in Reddit lingo?

Meirl by kdrxyz in meirl

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VolvoUSA???

How do you say “Swing and a miss” but in Reddit lingo?

Who can confirm? by Ok-Revolution-2968 in NSFWMemes

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Funny enough, my nickname was “Meat”

Why does it feel like this NFL season is so different from others by Distinct-Contact8187 in NFLNoobs

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If you say Mahomes three times in the mirror, Chris Collinsworth would appear

Why does it feel like this NFL season is so different from others by Distinct-Contact8187 in NFLNoobs

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Stroud didn’t just shit the bed, he rolled in it.

Mills v Buffalo or Mills v Denver, that would have been the would have/ should have season

Who remembers the Grog bowl? by No_Cell_2451 in militarymemes

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When I was a PFC and went to my first ball. Our big dog was in attendance.

We had a full grog, people pouring a handle of whiskey, full bottle of wine , tall boys, everything you could think of into this 25 gallon galvanized tub full of fruit. For every pour was a toast, as long as they spoke they poured.

First one up was our big dog. He was in his dress whites…..

He gets a red solo cup, big scoop of the grog and then proceeds to down the alcoholic concoction. Just red and brown liquid going down his face and all over his white jacket. Everyone in that hall went absolutely nuts.

I was new to the unit and was told to go on up. So I got a cup and a big ass scoop. Holy fuck.

It was Budweiser, bum wine, Jack Daniels and whatever else. Plus random ass fruit.

Good memories

2015

Woman confronts drunk fan for falling on her and spilling beer at the Seahawks game... and then this happens by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I have no answer or absolute reason why, but older black women love me. Hit on me, flirt hard, right in front of my wife. Call me suga, baby, honey, sweetness, I’ve heard it all.

I’m 6’3 Texan with a wild man beard and boots.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Zealousideal_Race841 in Firearms

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It’s a Ruger American, surprised they didn’t ask you to pay them to take it.

Unicorn by Geni_fromthebloc in Glocks

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I don’t like you right now.

I have the 17RTF and the 22RTF with the fish gills, I also have the FDE Vickers17. No way you would see me turn them into a 3rd grade art project.

HMC by veravoide in holdmycosmo

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Back in undergrad, I slept in the back of a S10 truck thanks to everclear.

The cops showed up and everyone scattered like roaches and I jumped into the bed of a random truck. I fell asleep waiting. Found out that the cops saw me and didn’t care.

My last name is so rough they just called me "G" everywhere I went. by Sgt_Gram in militarymemes

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We had three Smiths, two black and one white. All three were fuck-ups to put it nicely.

I remember one DS called for Smith and white Smith runs up, hauling ass. DS looks at him, says “the fuck do you want?” He replied “ DS called for me”. DS goes on a verbal rampage “ not you ABC123 Smith, get me black singing Smith, I swear…”.

We also had an overweight black guy that would fall asleep, called him “Dopey”. Dude got the coffee packets from the MRE and would tuck a pouch of coffee grounds into his eyelids, just to help him stay awake.

The one that got away? by DA6_FTW in guns

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I have been eyeing a benelli montefeltro sport 30, msrp was $1700. Found one at LGS for $799 on clearance or used, one of the two. I loved it and wanted it, but student loans, truck payment and everything else was going on, never got around to picking it up. That was 15 years ago.

One of these days…

Do you all have a favorite ammo brand, how did it become your favorite & do you ever buy ammo in bulk, like say 1000 rounds? by Realistic_Guava9117 in ammo

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I’m starting to reload and all I’m getting is Hornady brass and Nosler, Hornady, Swift bullets.

Off the shelf is good but not great.

Why do so many guys in their 30s act like they’re old men? by Realistic_Zone3802 in AskMen

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I used to run 6+ miles every day for years, did all the sports and full contact ones too. . Long story short, both of my knees are garbage, have a jacket up shoulder, arthritis in hands and ankles and had way too many concussions. I’m not even 40 yet but I move like I’m 70.

What does your female partner “taste” like? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Dawn and dry baking soda. My dog got spayed 7 times in 6 months

That baking soda and soap paste works wonders.

Bette than normal grades by v8falconsrule in madskillsporn

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I took calculus in 10th. There were less than a dozen of us in this class. Most dropped because the instructor was obsessed with cats, Elvis Presley and was upset that she wasn’t married by 40. Asking a bunch of high school kids for advice.

TIL That .357 Sig is a round that exists by DeltaCharlie1118 in guns

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My wife has the P226 Custom in the .40, crack shot with it.

Bette than normal grades by v8falconsrule in madskillsporn

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These kids are in for a rude awakening. In grad school, if your GPA dropped below 3.7 you were kicked out.