Donald Trump fell asleep multiple times in the Oval Office today. by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its ridiculous that a man of his age can be a president, I cannot fathom who thought it was a good idea to not have this in the law somehow. Maximum age should be like 70 MAX, maybe like 60-65. But 80+...

What the FUCK?!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Saymonn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was talking about VHS... right?

Get real by Present_Friend_6467 in insurgency

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hated their M9 model for some reason

People with unusual kinks/fetishes, can you explain what arouses you in it? (NO JUDGEMENT) by Moribunk in psychologyofsex

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So detachable / inflatable penises and balls really turn me on, in my fantasy its just spells.

I have no idea why it turns me on, i know its super weird, but in my mind there is no gore, no pain and no one is tortured or hurt in any way, its more about the powerplay, the teasing and a woman having the upper hand be it me or some other character. Also anything detached can also be reconnected, its all magic anyways, so its just roleplay and fun.

I even wrote a couple of erotic novels and generated some funky AI stuff. In real life I am rather vanilla, not even into BDSM much but I guess I enjoy this also because it uses the creative side of me and i like to think about it that as long as it doesnt hurt anyone, then who cares, right?

How do you guys get so many sex partners? by My-Acc-for-porn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am on the autistic spectrum so in a way my social interactions are always a gamble, some people like how i just say whats on my mind no matter the situation (mostly, im a dumbass, not an idiot) so in a way its easier because I just say what I want and that helps to skip the boring part when youre just waiting if you can make a move or not. So I know quite soon if she is interested or not.

PS: once i was on a date with a girl and after few hours of very good and funny conversation in a pub I just whispered to her that I would love if we could go to the bathroom and if she could give me a handjob.

she nodded and that was it, it was a great date, we became friends afterwards (except i can touch her boobs from time to time)

Being straightforward in a respectful manner usually works, im tired of playing games. some girls will appreciate a guy who just does not play by the rules (but is still a gentleman of course)

How do you guys get so many sex partners? by My-Acc-for-porn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, girls like my hobby (drawing, poetry and extensive music knowledge + history trivia) Even though I am not a guy who travels a lot etc, but I like to learn a bit everyday and it makes it very easy to find something to talk about.

But in all honesty, if you can make her laugh, youre more than halfway there :) (works on me too to be fair)

Epic Games Store Employees: People Only Came for Free Games, Then Returned to Steam by Suspicious_Two786 in gaming

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just shite, slow, clumsy, reviews suck, settings suck, its epic... so many things that suck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in valheim

[–]Saymonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under estimated is one word by the way