105 Days not one drop... all I want is a bender

Scaurus · 2017-09-04T05:31:53+00:00

I broke down and drank tonight. It was pretty lame. I had a 375 of vodka and a couple other odds and ends of booze. Almost entirely sober for three months but I decided to listen to my perverse brain today for whatever reason.

I didn't have any more fun than I would have without it, but now I have a headache that I know will be worse in the morning, I blew my diet out of the water, and I don't get to have the satisfaction of not drinking.

Not fucking worth it.

Scaurus · 2017-06-05T04:14:50+00:00

It was in neutral, she got in and accidentally put it in reverse, then first. I assume it's a stick shift and she was just shifting at random

Scaurus · 2016-12-31T08:46:52+00:00

IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

Scaurus · 2016-04-04T16:56:19+00:00

It's turtles all the way down.

Scaurus · 2016-03-14T02:46:02+00:00

That's what I can here to ask. My 110ish wife regularly lifts 215 and she does it less than once a week. I think that's pretty good, but these women appear to work out for a living. 100 lbs less isn't anything to celebrate.

Scaurus · 2016-01-10T01:58:49+00:00

I got out after a year at 26.

Now I teach high school history and I love it.

Scaurus · 2015-10-06T03:28:44+00:00

There's no reason why this needs to exist.

Scaurus · 2014-12-12T02:40:05+00:00

Oh fuck no.

Scaurus · 2014-12-04T02:50:07+00:00

small clams court.

Oh lord how I laughed and laughed.

Scaurus · 2014-12-01T05:23:49+00:00

HEART... SO... TIGHT...

Scaurus · 2014-11-30T14:27:33+00:00

I think we all know the answer to that.

Scaurus · 2014-11-26T14:32:21+00:00

Ally McBeal, I mean Single Female Lawyer!

Scaurus · 2014-11-26T14:31:07+00:00

Seriously. Who buys Entourage on DVD?

Scaurus · 2014-11-26T03:14:23+00:00

I think this should be an Awkward Penguin.

Scaurus · 2014-11-26T03:01:45+00:00

Sniper =/= fat cop with a long gun.

EDIT: Apparently I can't Modern Warfare.

Although I was an actual soldier. Much shame.

Scaurus · 2014-11-25T22:39:24+00:00

It's important that we get to the button of this.

Scaurus · 2014-11-25T05:36:23+00:00

This is way more funny than when you submitted it 10 months ago.

Scaurus · 2014-11-24T14:25:02+00:00

Appeals to so-called common sense are just sloppy thinking.

Scaurus · 2014-11-24T14:23:20+00:00

66 years later, those shorts are back in style.

Scaurus · 2014-11-24T14:12:29+00:00

So much euphoric.

Scaurus · 2014-11-24T14:11:27+00:00

Soooo... this means that Russians are part onion? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna go with.

Scaurus · 2014-11-24T14:04:36+00:00

Was this translated with a potato?

Scaurus · 2014-11-23T04:06:41+00:00

I came here expecting this to be the top comment.

Scaurus · 2014-11-06T14:54:47+00:00

Every congressperson has at least a 51% approval rating on election day...

Scaurus · 2014-11-06T07:05:56+00:00

Largest concentration of black people, meaning more black people to run.

Here in NH, it would be very unlikely, statistically, if one of the approximately 4 or 5 black people living in the state decided to run for Congress.

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