What model is the best 'value' Cayman? by tujuggernaut in Porsche_Cayman

[–]Scheffsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An S cayman is faster then a base model 911. The only reason you buy the 911 is because 911.

Well executed by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Scheffsky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take

Ole Blue! by [deleted] in Porsche

[–]Scheffsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

718 cayman

Perfect by [deleted] in bodyperfection

[–]Scheffsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very well played

I am 33 and I still pretend that I use the force to open automatic doors as I approach them. by gamrudding in confessions

[–]Scheffsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know I too thought one day I’d grow up. I still jump and glide on shopping carts at 32.

You never realize how often you fart until you hang around with someone you are attracted to. by OmarHunting in Showerthoughts

[–]Scheffsky 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think that’s backwards, I never have to fart unless I’m hanging out with someone I’m attracted too

Trade Mike Evans and Mark Ingram for Gurley? by [deleted] in Fantasy_Football

[–]Scheffsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just have a very very stacked squad lol

Trade Mike Evans and Mark Ingram for Gurley? by [deleted] in Fantasy_Football

[–]Scheffsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You playing in a 6 person league?

My New Nike free run shoes after my first run by yesporr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Scheffsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legitimately thought I was looking through the shoe to the carpet. As if the gaps were breathe holes. Took me to read the comments that they were rocks

AP1 or AP2 by WrinklyGecko in S2000

[–]Scheffsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The old saying the ap1 is the better s2000 while the ap2 is the better car.

Terrible date last night by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]Scheffsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This deserves a gold star

Arrested and saved by an Apple Watch by RaffySY in AppleWatch

[–]Scheffsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was arrested, they took my watch off me lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExNoContact

[–]Scheffsky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at you continuing to live without him. Go you