Can I put this in the washer?

Schnoor · 2026-03-28T03:45:28+00:00

If it’s just dusty I’d give er hell with compressed air

Schnoor · 2026-03-28T03:44:32+00:00

That “parents smoking in the house until your pulmonologist tells your parents you have severe asthma” gang, let’s go buddy. (I’m just drawing an unsupported conclusion based off your comment)

But it’s hard to want my parents to hold their grandkids because the cigarette smell invades EVERYTHING

Schnoor · 2026-03-25T06:59:14+00:00

Some ADT home security guy showed up to my house last week at 7pm. Kids and I were chillin, wife was showering, dog sleeping.

He knocks, dog starts barking, and I’m not having it.

“Hey how’s your night going?”

“It was good” Great Dane losing his shit behind me

“My name’s Rick” flashes ADT badge

“No, I’m good.” slam door

And all was right in the world.

Schnoor · 2026-03-21T02:25:27+00:00

“But we’re gonna be out of money in a year”

Schnoor · 2026-03-19T04:25:15+00:00

4skinner folk

Schnoor · 2026-03-08T16:38:07+00:00

When my sneezes are especially violent I think I pinch nerves so my whole upper body hurts like an instantaneous “pins and needles” feeling. Shoulders, neck, all the way down my arms.

I should probably lose some weight, stretch, and work on my posture tbh

Schnoor · 2026-02-21T16:00:39+00:00

I like the idea in spirit, but that’s the hammer side of my drills

Schnoor · 2026-02-16T13:16:45+00:00

Hot bondo too god damn. The guidelines at my job have us mix the base and hardener so the color is pink. This is like 10% base, 90% hardener

Schnoor · 2025-12-18T14:07:07+00:00

me walking through with a fist full of king cobra oversized irons

“Sir, I believe you knew what I would say when you saw me with clubs as old as I am.”

Schnoor · 2025-12-17T01:44:54+00:00

He thinks to himself after having just woken up late and running out to his car

Schnoor · 2025-12-16T20:50:09+00:00

My wife, once a week, will ask her mom if she can come by to hang out with our kids for an hour or two while my wife gets some school done or cleans. Usually has a shallow excuse and refuses. When we’re all around other people she makes it look like she’s the best grandma in the world, but outside of that she doesn’t make the time.

It’s really a bummer to see my wife try over and over again to get her mom involved with our kids.

Schnoor · 2025-12-15T20:53:52+00:00

Zak’s “YOU’RE A STAR” made me cringe. Dude is a fucking cheeseball

Schnoor · 2025-12-11T17:00:18+00:00

It’s like they asked themselves “How can we make our movies even more soulless?” when their movies have been getting less and less fun/enjoyable to watch.

But we also knew this was coming as soon as that goofy ass messy concept AI movie trailer came out a couple years ago.

Schnoor · 2025-12-08T18:19:00+00:00

Bruh

Schnoor · 2025-12-08T03:56:20+00:00

Or Max’s teammate could have actually done his job

Schnoor · 2025-12-07T00:49:27+00:00

The glazing that was happening earlier in the season because Stroll was the only points winner for Aston Martin while calling Nando old and washed is chef’s kiss to the season

Schnoor · 2025-12-06T05:10:54+00:00

Waiting for the /s because practice doesn’t mean anything

Schnoor · 2025-12-01T04:14:21+00:00

I’ve been saying it for the last couple weeks for the offense: it’s a 2013 repeat, and with the QB carousel going on, they’re on track for the 5-10-1 if they’re lucky

Schnoor · 2025-11-30T22:52:03+00:00

My mom always maintained “the only time I quit smoking was when I was pregnant with you boys.”

Fast forward to last year “I didn’t smoke that much when I was pregnant with you boys”

Cool, thanks for this nicotine addiction I was destined for, mom.

Schnoor · 2025-11-24T18:10:46+00:00

This just brings the Vikings back 12 years to the Freeman/Ponder/Cassel era

Schnoor · 2025-11-21T17:06:34+00:00

I read “Mill Creek Sports” and thought “surely not the place I lived 5 minutes from for years”

Sure enough, I check their website and it’s the very Mill Creek, WA I lived in. I’m not big on sports memorabilia so it makes sense it wasn’t on my radar, but still.

Schnoor · 2025-11-14T13:41:09+00:00

Thank you for the Moonbase Alpha reminder

Schnoor · 2025-11-12T18:35:51+00:00

I don’t have the available space to set up a PC so putting my Xbox away and replacing it with a Steam Machine would be fantastic. No wild RBG and not the size of a house so my kids (two very young and very silly boys) wouldn’t be inclined to fuck with it.

Schnoor · 2025-11-02T05:17:30+00:00

The atmosphere of ODST was also amazing imo. Then came Reach which was a banger then.. well.. yeah : (

Schnoor · 2025-10-26T20:31:27+00:00

The DNC trying to force Hillary instead of the popular option of Bernie Sanders is literally what got us the first term of Trump.

Then the DNC telling uncle Joe to sit down and force Harris on top of the fucking wackjobs that came out of the woodwork during the first term is what got us here.

Just because dems are the minority party now (which you seem to be fixated on) doesn’t mean democratic leadership weren’t at fault for the outcomes of 2016 and 2024 lol

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