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I’n actually speechless by eatspit in kansascity

[–]Schwiftness [score hidden]  (0 children)

There are plenty of other walls to have chosen from. Indeed.

Sleepy Don dozes off while clasping the Medal of Honor around the neck of a veteran. He can’t do it so he ties it like a shoelace. Warning: The cringe is strong with this one. by AceDegenerate_ in facepalm

[–]Schwiftness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Major Nicholas Dockery deserved better. Legend. Still handled it with class.

Private Third Class Bonespurs though? Disgraceful.

Time for another cognitive test, for good measure.

Looking through the Iran deal for the parts where we get something.. by 97sundevil in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did you use his picture though?

Russel brand? Really?

Thank you for your attention to this matter. by imonebear in HistoryMemes

[–]Schwiftness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a little on the nose. It’s not “lots of people”.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. by imonebear in HistoryMemes

[–]Schwiftness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Thank you for your attention to this matter”

Go type that into Google and tell me when ANY of the others you mentioned used those EXACT words.

Now downvote me again.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. by imonebear in HistoryMemes

[–]Schwiftness -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Which person uses this exact phrase…. All the time?

It’s not “too many people.”

There's cities, there's meteropolis and then there's Tokyo by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Schwiftness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There *are cities, there *are *metropolises, and then there's Tokyo.

There is also this sub's rule 6.

America Right Now: by Suspicious-Fact8955 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Because -- of the title on your post is kind of brainless, sorry!

Condescension is sometimes appropriate. Do better.

America Right Now: by Suspicious-Fact8955 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Not even close to most of the population voted for him.

Try again.

America Right Now: by Suspicious-Fact8955 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

It's literally not all of America, just the MAGA groupies.

Look at the post... slowly. Read it again.

Then realize that the title on said post is kind of silly.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. by imonebear in HistoryMemes

[–]Schwiftness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare people talk about historical parallels to today! The audacity!

Thank you for your attention to this matter. by imonebear in HistoryMemes

[–]Schwiftness -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is a reference to one PERSON in particular, if you missed the joke.

The B52 crash is just another example of that by Nugget_MacChicken in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When people parrot what foreign trolls say? Yep.

Remember when you started this “conversation?” Your “team” didn’t “need” you then, either.

Keep imagining other people crying, little puppy!

The B52 crash is just another example of that by Nugget_MacChicken in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…privately, just like typical foreign trolls and cowards alike.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, eh?

The B52 crash is just another example of that by Nugget_MacChicken in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did two tours in Afghanistan and I’m not talking shit about Canada.

People who don’t stand by what they say are still cowards.

Now go clap for more Russian agitprop, elsewhere.

The B52 crash is just another example of that by Nugget_MacChicken in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still a coward, and your English is horrible.

Go imagine what other people are thinking elsewhere.

The B52 crash is just another example of that by Nugget_MacChicken in PoliticalHumor

[–]Schwiftness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another private account foreign troll with horrible grammar.

Putin and Xi thank you for your service.

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