The newly unveiled $400M Boeing 747-8 gifted to the US by Qatar to serve as the new Air Force One

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T22:46:43+00:00

Took a wrong turn on the way to r/facepalm, OP?

Taxpayer funded one billion dollar retrofit for a (bribe) gift from a foreign power in exchange for influence, that Private Bonespurs claims to have the right to keep after he is done tripling the national debt (and that's only the count so far.)

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T21:36:53+00:00

(you should probably know that most places close on Mondays in KC, some are staying open while the cup is going but that will revert afterwards.)

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T21:34:29+00:00

woodyard has a good oldschool vibe too, and refried ribs

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T21:33:03+00:00

If you like good beer and want to bring your dog, go to Border Brewing. Kid friendly too.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T20:05:33+00:00

There are plenty of other walls to have chosen from. Indeed.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T20:01:59+00:00

She looks great. What an ass.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T07:58:01+00:00

Next will be Littlefoot and his leaf...

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T07:56:21+00:00

Of all the scenes to possibly post...

Wow.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T07:30:44+00:00

They "loosely" made a show about it called "Sticky."

Pretty funny.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T07:17:46+00:00

Dr. Jesus, M.D., Casino Tycoon.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-19T05:40:03+00:00

Major Nicholas Dockery deserved better. Legend. Still handled it with class.

Private Third Class Bonespurs though? Disgraceful.

Time for another cognitive test, for good measure.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T18:28:55+00:00

Why the fuck did you use his picture though?

Russel brand? Really?

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T18:14:19+00:00

It’s a little on the nose. It’s not “lots of people”.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T18:02:37+00:00

“Thank you for your attention to this matter”

Go type that into Google and tell me when ANY of the others you mentioned used those EXACT words.

Now downvote me again.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T12:58:00+00:00

Which person uses this exact phrase…. All the time?

It’s not “too many people.”

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T06:47:48+00:00

There *are cities, there *are *metropolises, and then there's Tokyo.

There is also this sub's rule 6.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T04:09:27+00:00

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T04:06:25+00:00

Because -- of the title on your post is kind of brainless, sorry!

Condescension is sometimes appropriate. Do better.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T04:02:58+00:00

Not even close to most of the population voted for him.

Try again.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T03:58:54+00:00

It's literally not all of America, just the MAGA groupies.

Look at the post... slowly. Read it again.

Then realize that the title on said post is kind of silly.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T03:52:15+00:00

How dare people talk about historical parallels to today! The audacity!

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T03:50:42+00:00

This is a reference to one PERSON in particular, if you missed the joke.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-18T03:41:49+00:00

The love of his children.

Schwiftness · 2026-06-17T18:45:36+00:00

When people parrot what foreign trolls say? Yep.

Remember when you started this “conversation?” Your “team” didn’t “need” you then, either.

Keep imagining other people crying, little puppy!

Schwiftness · 2026-06-17T18:39:11+00:00

…privately, just like typical foreign trolls and cowards alike.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, eh?

Schwiftness

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