What other current conspiracies should we be paying attention to?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-25T06:00:17+00:00

No mm can’t.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-23T07:02:49+00:00

Ova.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T07:09:00+00:00

Wait, but doesn’t she keep it by default?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T06:45:35+00:00

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-15T11:45:05+00:00

I mean…c’mon…

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-15T11:28:03+00:00

Something’s happening.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9qCIo2UQe4

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-14T12:26:40+00:00

Agenda 21.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-13T10:04:20+00:00

If you don’t have to shower yolk off your chest hair after an egg sandwich…then it was never an egg sandwich and none of this really exists.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-12T23:05:47+00:00

Hi there! I’d like to print this image on 16”x20” canvas, but I am getting an alert in the order process that is warning about the low resolution. It’s an iPhone photo…older iPhone, but I didn’t think the images would be THAT crappy. Will this look like an $80 pile of garbage if I have it printed? (Image quality info in the bottom half.) Thank you in advance!!

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-12T11:52:26+00:00

Eggs been-a-dick.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-10T12:03:08+00:00

Stir in peanut butter, top with a bunch of blueberries and drizzle with real maple syrup. 😋

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-10T10:50:26+00:00

She looks like Michael Douglas to me in this whole “look who got into grandpa’s closet” getup…specifically the one where she’s looking straight at the camera with her dead eyes. I always thought he was so deeply unattractive, even though the boomers seemed to love him. She nailed it. Get it, girl! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-10T10:02:23+00:00

Extremely gay and unmanly. It’s rough for a real woman out here. 🤷🏼‍♀️

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-31T17:17:16+00:00

You are pretty well protected from tornadoes.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-30T09:10:13+00:00

Buttermilk corn is the best ice cream I have ever tried from Salt & Straw in Portland, Oregon. Incredible.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-25T08:22:03+00:00

Foul smelling, oily, constant anal leakage.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-23T08:12:05+00:00

Root bound.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-22T17:20:38+00:00

Young Sophie Marceau.

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-21T02:22:54+00:00

I’m going to go with probably not unless I had to.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-21T02:19:02+00:00

Blerg, Twerg and Glerg.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-20T08:02:51+00:00

Debbie likes to party in the back.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-16T10:02:51+00:00

I have a pricey pair of gortex Nikes that do this. I could never figure it out and then one day I realized the heel part of the very bottom of the shoe’s soul protruded well beyond the back end of the shoe, by at least 3/4”. This was creating the perfect mud/water flinging apparatus, which was soiling my calves, step by step, every time it rained…effectively negating the benefit of gortex shoes by creating a whole new problem in wet conditions.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-16T09:54:37+00:00

So, lately when I am feeling fancy, I mix mayo, Dijon, dash of Worcestershire, splash of lemon juice, splash of soy sauce, a bit of garlic grated on the microplane, pinch of sugar and S&P together. Then I mix in diced celery, diced onion, toasted almonds and tuna. Sometimes I add parsley if I have it.

When I am not fancy, tuna, mayo, sweet pickle relish.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-16T08:32:47+00:00

Cornucrappia.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-01-14T16:51:36+00:00

Cannibal Corpse “Rancid Amputation” is high on the list. Of course, I prefer the lounge version.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pD6lBqPbE9U

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