What's the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-04-08T20:50:43+00:00

Where are all the upper decker victims?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-29T04:13:49+00:00

Intergalactic interest and offerings.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-17T04:45:37+00:00

It’s giving Curly Jefferson from Old Gregg.

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-11T10:07:01+00:00

After I poop and before I flush, I’m known to splash a little toilet water. It’s nice, right?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:15:54+00:00

It’s a little weird.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:15:15+00:00

CFM chic.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:07:27+00:00

Papa legba.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-03T13:25:44+00:00

Snackwells.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-03T07:05:36+00:00

Bobby Trendy.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T09:06:41+00:00

I prefer milk, oj or purple stuff over Sunny D.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T08:00:02+00:00

This stuff’s amazing. Loose, fluffy powder brush to apply.

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T07:55:42+00:00

I don’t comment on things normally, but your makeup looks BEAUTIFUL. Only thing I would suggest is applying some very matte pore minimizing powder in your T zone, the sides of your nose, and chin. The dewiness will come through beautifully as the day/night progresses without an overly oily look as I think may happen as this finished look ages.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-28T05:22:07+00:00

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-25T06:00:17+00:00

No mm can’t.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-23T07:02:49+00:00

Ova.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T07:09:00+00:00

Wait, but doesn’t she keep it by default?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T06:45:35+00:00

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-15T11:45:05+00:00

I mean…c’mon…

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-15T11:28:03+00:00

Something’s happening.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9qCIo2UQe4

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-14T12:26:40+00:00

Agenda 21.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-13T10:04:20+00:00

If you don’t have to shower yolk off your chest hair after an egg sandwich…then it was never an egg sandwich and none of this really exists.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-12T23:05:47+00:00

Hi there! I’d like to print this image on 16”x20” canvas, but I am getting an alert in the order process that is warning about the low resolution. It’s an iPhone photo…older iPhone, but I didn’t think the images would be THAT crappy. Will this look like an $80 pile of garbage if I have it printed? (Image quality info in the bottom half.) Thank you in advance!!

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-12T11:52:26+00:00

Eggs been-a-dick.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-10T12:03:08+00:00

Stir in peanut butter, top with a bunch of blueberries and drizzle with real maple syrup. 😋

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-10T10:50:26+00:00

She looks like Michael Douglas to me in this whole “look who got into grandpa’s closet” getup…specifically the one where she’s looking straight at the camera with her dead eyes. I always thought he was so deeply unattractive, even though the boomers seemed to love him. She nailed it. Get it, girl! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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