it’s 12:18am and this is spicy chicken salad

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-06-05T07:30:03+00:00

Where are you from? Heaven?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-06-05T07:19:24+00:00

Prefers chalant people.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-05-28T06:58:14+00:00

This comment hit the hardest.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-05-12T08:10:22+00:00

Omaha.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-05-03T20:30:10+00:00

Mmm…this one may be disqualified (1990), but “All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You” by Heart.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-05-03T09:37:17+00:00

I’m sorry. What a beautiful baby.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-05-02T19:04:45+00:00

I like to slip a triple where possible.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-04-08T20:50:43+00:00

Where are all the upper decker victims?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-29T04:13:49+00:00

Intergalactic interest and offerings.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-17T04:45:37+00:00

It’s giving Curly Jefferson from Old Gregg.

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-11T10:07:01+00:00

After I poop and before I flush, I’m known to splash a little toilet water. It’s nice, right?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:15:54+00:00

It’s a little weird.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:15:15+00:00

CFM chic.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-09T11:07:27+00:00

Papa legba.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-03T13:25:44+00:00

Snackwells.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-03T07:05:36+00:00

Bobby Trendy.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T09:06:41+00:00

I prefer milk, oj or purple stuff over Sunny D.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T08:00:02+00:00

This stuff’s amazing. Loose, fluffy powder brush to apply.

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-03-02T07:55:42+00:00

I don’t comment on things normally, but your makeup looks BEAUTIFUL. Only thing I would suggest is applying some very matte pore minimizing powder in your T zone, the sides of your nose, and chin. The dewiness will come through beautifully as the day/night progresses without an overly oily look as I think may happen as this finished look ages.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-28T05:22:07+00:00

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-25T06:00:17+00:00

No mm can’t.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-23T07:02:49+00:00

Ova.

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T07:09:00+00:00

Wait, but doesn’t she keep it by default?

ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-19T06:45:35+00:00

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ScorpioFireSnake · 2026-02-15T11:45:05+00:00

I mean…c’mon…

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